Jonathan Lane

Had a very introspective drive home from Trader Joe’s after confirming with the cashier that I was indeed “having a party this weekend” with no actual party planned.

It’s that time of year again! The @cacopyright is having our annual holiday party on 12/4 @ the Catalina Jazz Club. I am proud to be a sponsor for this awesome party via my company @MusicClearly! Come be festive with your music biz friends. Link in comments to buy a ticket! ❄️⛄️

This tweet will be very underrated.

Oh it’s BRAT SUMMER. Bananas, rice, applesauce and toast diet for everyone. Very cool!

I like the Seattle airport because half the people look like they’re on their way to summit a mountain but they’re actually just gonna pile in to a plane and sit on their asses for hours.

Hey @Spotify where did the (p) and (c) lines go at the bottom of page for artist albums? As a music supervisor, they were tremendously helpful in terms of research and finding the master (sound recording) owner for sync purposes. Can you bring back? @spotifyartists @SpotifyUSA

My parents don’t use navigation apps. They just get in the car and start driving in the right direction while debating the different routes amongst each other until they somehow get there. It’s honestly pretty amazing.

One time a girl who wanted to match with me on Hinge had “Live, Laugh, Love” written in her profile unironically and it absolutely shook me to my core.

Postmates is a really fun way to get a Chipotle burrito delivered right to your front door for only $40 total.

@BrashTracks When they hit, they hit HARD

Egg salad sandwiches are funny. If someone handed you 4 or 5 hard boiled eggs and told you to eat them, you’d think “damn, that’s a LOT of eggs…” but, just because they’re chopped up and mixed with mayo and served in between two slices of bread, now it’s fine 🤷‍♂️

@mptmusic @MusicClearly @guildofmusic I’m glad it’s coming back you now. I said we never stood a chance 😭

@UpRootedJon @MusicClearly @guildofmusic Shit… you’re right. I don’t remember much after getting there. I vaguely recall flashing Mark Ronson… You said we did NOT win right?

We had a great time at the @guildofmusic Awards aka “the sync prom.” Here’s a little 📸💩 from the last week! Even though @mptmusic and I didn’t win for “Best Music In A Film Under $10M,” we still won the hearts of nobody from around the world and that’s all that matters ❤️🙏

@mptmusic @MusicClearly @guildofmusic You were too busy doing fentanyl in the bathroom the entire night so it never happened.

@MusicClearly @guildofmusic How did we not get a single photo together!?

Fun Dip was such a crazy candy concept. You just shovel sugar in to your mouth with a stick made of sugar.

Just a reminder that your ex (who was a complete dumpster fire the entire time you were together) is in a therapy session this very week being validated for the crazy way that they act on a regular basis.

Happy Valentine’s Day from me and DUKE! Friendly reminder that you are all worthy and deserving of love and you don’t need some bullshit holiday to celebrate the love you have for those around you or the love you have for yourself. Rate my dog’s lewk 0-10 ❤️💞💝❤️‍🔥 📷 Puppy Island

Replying “Big if true” on everyone’s new job announcements on LinkedIn.

PAINT*** 😂

So awesome to see PANT get nominated for a @guildofmusic Award! I had the pleasure of Music Coord. this film alongside @mptmusic. Very grateful to have been included in this journey! We put together a little soundtrack on Spotify. Link in bio to give it a listen! 🎨🖼️🏆✌️