ur friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man

Hi, twitter!! I finally made a strawpage!! urfnspidey.straw.page

@human_firefly @Meg_Yeager_ HEY it wasn't THAT bad..

@Meg_Yeager_ Pete says remember to bring tissues

Did anyone else get something in their eye while watching #ProjectHailMary? Just me?? Anyways I have a new favourite movie! 😊😊

@human_firefly 🥹🥹 technically the movie had its premiere in space as well...

@UrFNSpidey U know I would take u on a date in space if u wanted to, right? Of course we can go watch the movie again!

@human_firefly Hey I'm not saying the movie was bad 🙄🙄 I mean you canNOT tell me it didnt bug you as well 😒😒

@UrFNSpidey This is why I hate watching sci-fi movies with u 🫩

@human_firefly Okay no lets be honest for a moment I admit I cried because of the plot most of all BUT that CENTRIFUGE🫩🫩🫩

@human_firefly DON'T even talk to me I've never cried so hard in a cinema this is so embarrassing. I mean HOW COULD THEY fuck up that centrifuge like this OH MY GOODNESS...

@616TORCHED Ain't no way I'd just stay still and watch them I need to web them up together or lock them up in an elevator for YESTERDAY

@UrFNSpidey you’ll be the spider on the wall watching it go down

the elephant is making out with the dog.

@PolishM1das //jestem dosłownie spider-man

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@spiderbuckk Not really

is he ever on time for anything ever

my pretty pretty boy... #Spiderman #MarvelRivals

Peter Parker🐱

@616TORCHED IF WE DON'T GET A CONFESSION THEN WHATS THE POINT

EVERYBODY JOIN MY PRAYING CIRCLE RN 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯️ Spideytorch 🕯️ 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

@human_firefly @Dylannn_1998 Sir, yes, sir!! 🫡🫡🫡 Omw After I help get the elephant back to the zoo..

@UrFNSpidey @Dylannn_1998 I want more flowers.

...U get used to it 😮‍💨

@human_firefly @Dylannn_1998 I try my best..? 😅

@Dylannn_1998 Sometimes he brings me flowers, tho they're always a little messed up from the web slinging😮‍💨

Spideytorch are anti-generative AI

Feliz Dia da Visibilidade Trans para todas as pessoas incríveis dessa comunidade. Vocês são espetaculares.🤟 🏳️‍⚧️

what do you think s9 eddie would tell s2 eddie if they met

@616TORCHED //hed go "hey, this Buck guy? He might seem like a lot at first but believe me he actually becomes a big soft dumbass. Just give him time, hes not that bad" and make s2 Eddie question their future relationship status istg