Vaughn Scheepers

I wish December would hurry up -_-

Behind @matthew_esteves and next to @Vaughn_scheeps #honoured

"@ImManlyMann: Loses in Russian Roulette. Demands a rematch." @JepepeCrawford @lands58 @DeanJohnHenning

"@FunnyJokeBook: "Trust me, you can dance." -Vodka" @lands58 @DeanJohnHenning @mike12dutoit @matthew_esteves @DanTheoMurray

I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble squares earlier today. Taking a shit later could spell trouble. @DeanJohnHenning @mike12dutoit

Caramel swirl tinkie ☑ good jams ☑ chilling wit my boi @lands58 #winning #ForControl

At McDonlalds last night they gave me the wrong flavour McFlurry and I screamed at them “YOU MCFUCKED UP.” @lands58 @mike12dutoit

"@SpeakComedy: Your opinion is irrelevant because you are a cunt." @mike12dutoit

"@mrace_ventura: Wow the last time I saw something like you, I flushed it" @DeanJohnHenning

"@Funny_Truth: I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. Want me to put some words in your mouth??" @matthew_esteves

@JoshiiDylMarais they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what what what what what what what what what #PushBook

Women need to learn that "most of my friends are guys" just means you have a list of dudes who are trying to bone you.

Been better days #notwinning

"@SpeakComedy: We all have that one skinny friend who eats more than an elephant." @Dusty_Melts

"@TedOfficialPage: Who needs good grades when you got "Swag"!? *6 years later* "Heres your fries sir"" @JonoHumphries6 #Don'tBeThatGuy

"@TedOfficialPage: Love has 4 letters and so does food." #FatAss

"@TedOfficialPage: 4xy+5x+-27b = b²-5x+(-14x) "Fuck this shit, I'll work at McDonalds"" @JoshiiDylMarais #PushBook or #PushLawnmower

"@TedOfficialPage: I'm not fat. My stomach is 3D." @7Kaldyn8

"@TedOfficialPage: Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food." @7Kaldyn8 #FatAss

"@ThatsSarcasm: doctor: are you sexually active me: i'm not even physically active"@7Kaldyn8