Victini, Goddess of Victory!

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@B4BYD0LL3Y3S Mercy? Oh, this must be one of those funny Kalosian words! And thank you!

@VictoryRate100 Oh- Merci! I hope you find a sticker soon! ^_^

A random trainer stuck a sticker on my head..

@B4BYD0LL3Y3S Eh, no thank you. I’ll find my own. But hey, you look good with stickers! Everyone deserves a sticker!

@VictoryRate100 Um- you can take it! I don’t need it..

@TheRealKyuremW *she’s clapping her paws* Wow, how many times did you rehearse that one? Maximum aura points to you. Banger line. Oh, and good luck with that. Fire melts ice.

@VictoryRate100 ... have your way, imp... you shall never be able to prevent my ability to cause harm... I may never win but the harshest winter shall always be a threat to the mortals of humanity...

Sigh…where are all the Unova legends and mythicals? I’d even take that grumpy old Kyurem…

@TheRealKyuremW … You know what would be REAL funny? If I took away your ability to get a victory for the next year. I think that’d be hilarious!

@VictoryRate100 ...in that case I implore you to continue to avoid conflict... keep your powers to yourself and all shall be right in the world...

@TheRealKyuremW No victory is a “false victory” in my eyes! And who says I have to be active to grant my powers? I get out sometimes! But…I GUESS you could see it that way…

@VictoryRate100 I see... so what you imply... is that while you hide away, victory is not guaranteed to anyone... that strength shall be what is required for victory... no false victories....

@TheRealKyuremW I hide away for good reason! I can grant victory to anyone! And just as easily take it away! And besides, anyone who carries my power is destined to win, no matter if they’re human or Pokemon. Dangerous stuff.

@VictoryRate100 ... that is the difference between me and you... you see suffering and, instead of raining hellfire down upon those mortals, you hide away and avoid protecting your own... you sicken me...

@TheRealKyuremW @ManaphyPrince Hey, trust me! I don’t like ‘em either, but you gotta “chill out”! Hehe! They’re why I was isolated in Liberty Garden for so long…but I won’t kill them all, even though I totally have the power to do so!

@VictoryRate100 @ManaphyPrince DO NOT COMPARE ME TO THAT SCUM!... THEIR "LIBERATION" WAS A HOAX!... THE SUFFERING THEY CAUSED ME... THE TORMENT... THEY SHALL PAY WITH BLOOD!

@TheRealKyuremW @ManaphyPrince Well, I didn’t know I was talking to *Team Plasma*.

@VictoryRate100 @ManaphyPrince And how many pokemon do you think there are Victini?... pokemon tired of the tyranny brought upon them by these vile creatures?... their numbers far eclipse me but I shall not be alone in this endeavour...

@TheRealKyuremW @ManaphyPrince I don’t think you’re a bad guy! But come on, “victory over the human race”? Really? You know there’s like…8 billion of them.

@VictoryRate100 @ManaphyPrince Why?... do you intend to stop me?... or do you believe someone will act in your stead, that justice will be delivered to the "bad guy"?...

@TheRealKyuremW @ManaphyPrince Kyurem, my friend…that’s not a victory you’ll have.

@VictoryRate100 @ManaphyPrince The only victory you shall experience is mine over the human race... once I have regained my strength that is...

@TheRealKyuremW @ManaphyPrince Simpletons?! I’ll have you know my ability is Victory Star, not Simple!

@VictoryRate100 @ManaphyPrince *sigh*... this is why I do not converse with simpletons...

@TheRealKyuremW @ManaphyPrince Uhh…a cold one?

@VictoryRate100 @ManaphyPrince I am only "grumpy" because this world treats me like an animal... perhaps it is time I show them what kind of animal I am...

@TheRealKyuremW @ManaphyPrince Well, you’re grumpy! Not like I was wrong!

@VictoryRate100 @ManaphyPrince I will look past your slander, child... despite that I still wish to be alone...

@InsectFucker300 (EXCUSE YOU???)

@VictoryRate100 (Good boy)

@InsectFucker300 …Fine. (I concede…)

@VictoryRate100 Yes you do? (Concede the game twin)

@InsectFucker300 I don’t, but whatever floats your boat. (Rats.)

@VictoryRate100 See? Even you agree. (Yuh huh and +4 cards for you)

@InsectFucker300 Sure you would. (Nuh uh)

@VictoryRate100 Nah I'd win (Yuh huh)

@InsectFucker300 Hey, I’m the fire type here! Aren’t you supposed to be afraid of me or something? (Nuh uh)

@VictoryRate100 You're objectively wrong and should be publicly executed (You're objectively wrong and should be publicly executed)

@InsectFucker300 I like the other Genesect better! (That’s me I’m the other Genesect)

@VictoryRate100 Heh... Relax kiddo... It's called Dark humor... (this bit is so fucking stupid omfg)