Hiram

In high school, people would say I look like brad paisley, Andrew Garfield, gotye or the ferret from barnyard.

someone in this movie theater brought spaghetti it smell good as hell

what the fuck do they put in this?

Im listening to Amos Moses.

This is american 7/11 it is overpriced sandwiches and type 2 diabetes drinks with american craving of glizzy.

Gotta have a pocket sanitizer to do more man things while not smelling like ass.

@crump_youtube just pay 3 dollars and get it from the pub lounge.

A new study has found that smoking weed, tobacco or both can physically shrink multiple areas of the brain.

Im bout to flex on everybody and get hyper masculine with my gunslinger ballads

Getting extra alt right today.

No officer im not day drinking

This is walmart for alcoholics

They got alot of japanese whiskey, im just here for cigarettes.

@ilovegrupan I say politics because you assume everyone who enjoys those things are alt right.

@ilovegrupan Nope you just explained your own insecurity on why you dont enjoy those things, its not about being more masculine. Its an enjoyment of a culture and activities. You just fail to see this because of politics.

アメリカのオルタナ右翼って「自分がゲイじゃなく男の中の男である」であることを示すために肉を食べたり服装や振る舞いに気を付けたり等々 周りの目を気にしてソワソワしてる訳だけど、日本人の目からすると「みみっちくて逆に女々しくないか？」って滑稽に感じてしまう。

Anyways, im going to get some american spirits because I deserve some.

The only reason I think maga is so corny is because I always thought it was great because of that.

Idk how you can hate america if they have been the most hospitable for immigrants to come for opportunities. It ain't even america anymore let's be honest here.

They also stole my catalytic converter.