WHIPLASH Megan

I am the Crone.

@fauxhetero I saw a line of dots going across the sky in echo park!

just saw a huge UFO hovering over los angeles not joking in the slightest bit

@ellorysmith Ba dum tsss! An onomatopoeia 🤓🤘

Kid I babysit just asked me a question that felt so complicated I thought I was having a stroke. What, in words, is the sound that drums make? “Drumming” is not an acceptable answer.

This is why I walk that Dilla path and play like a drunken sloppy af amateur because them flaws is the human element in music that is missing. Real film >>>>>>> IG filter photo

I try to leave “troll views” alone but this right here is out of line af. Actually what is wrong w music is people choking the life out of music like an Instagram filter—-trying to reach a high of music perfection that doesn’t even serve the song (or music)

@VVolvenDaughter Best to just practice proper technique. It’s the quickest way to get results!! Adding weights can cause injury or strains long before any faster/stronger results show up. 🖤

A man at Walgreen’s THREW A BOTTLE OF TYLENOL at the pharmacy tech and I caught it in flight like A League of Their Own and glared at him without saying a single word. I don’t think he’ll ever have the courage to make eye contact with a lesbian again for the rest of his life.

@ThatEricAlper Whatever at the time is my fave song that I recorded drums for because that’s the only time my friends & fam would listen without talking through it 😆🤘

Thought twitter was going belly up and had hoped my last tweet would be a poop joke, but since we’re still here enjoy a mini mullet meditation. New project in the works, y’all! Stay tuned. 🖤

As a drummer who’s been practicing daily to a metronome for years, I’m confident in my timing, but it’s those damn after shower poops that keep me humble.

@VoidedGrimace Check out Cities of Mars (@CitiesMars)!! Wicked albums and they slay live! Great dudes too so it’s wins all around.

@robotviking Hope he’s doing well today!! 🖤

Love these floor toms.

My Dad just gave me my favorite life advice thus far. “Sometimes you’re the bug, sometimes you’re the windshield”

@SteelyDanzig Hell yeah!!!

New guitar day! Behold my new Dunable Asteroid!!

@hellolanemoore Omg @BrandeeMonique! Thank you a million times, you’re our warrior 😂🤘

@goodjobmaya Madonna / Simple Minds

your new zodiac is the host and musical guest on SNL the day closest to when you were born. sharon stone/pearl jam

Weekend reminder to listen to instrumental metal and hail Satan