Wee Wuman In Tesca

Knickers are sooming with excitement on deadline day.

@JeremyClarkson @DawsonsLeftPeg Ml Ml ..3n..nm9

@DawsonsLeftPeg You’re dead right. It isn’t created or written or planned. The cameras just film us doing stuff

Once again, thank you for all the kind words about the second half of series 3. I hope you enjoy 4 as much.

I have shat in all of the paella in protest of last night's game. Solidarity with the tartan army

@GrahamOrr15 Both great bits of business and both done

@WTesca What's the done deal ? Chicken quarter pounders or Sam Cosgrove ? 🐔⚽🤨

Was just packing away bird's-eye chicken quarter pounders at the freezers .... Great price £2.75 club card price, normally £3.85 .... anyway Del was walking by me talking about Sam Cosgrove on his phone. Seems like a done deal. #killie

@KilmarnockFC I telt ye twitter.com/WTesca/status/…

Zach is Back

Just saw Zach Hemming in my work.... reckon he must be signing. Heard del was just back from holiday yesterday so seems to tie in. #killie #hemming

Cathy just telt me it wisnae a £6m bid for mckenna that dons rejected. As that would have been nuts. She reckons it was £7m. Pass the midori i need a drink

Was just oan my smoke break there. Heard salah to RM was basically a done deal

Mcgregor v khabib confirmed oct 6th heard it from greg at the fire station when he was picking up his meal deal

Killie are gonna win the league next year. Pass it oan

Rory McKenzie is killie's highest paid player so club interested in getting him off the books. Move to St J this window very likely

Heard killie are interested in 2 youngsters from man utd. Colin mckee and neil whitworth. Heard it hear 1st...

@KrisDavis84 @SkySportsDarts @BarryHearn @SkySports @ericbristow Valid point. Every game we are missing game shots. I am telling everybody in the shoap

Just heard naisy is signing for @OfficialKillie on 3rd Jan