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@NewsWire_US @PodSaveAmerica damn you jinxed them so hard

MCDONALD’S LINKED TO E.COLI OUTBREAK; 1 DEAD — CDC

@franklinleonard Folks wondering what Benitez is up to these days?

The comments are incredible: Folks mourning Nadal’s career, folks mourning Rafah, folks mad about folks mourning Rafah. folks demanding to know when Severance Season 2 starts.

@franklinleonard its time for a @ima_tosh revival vehicle.

STOP THE PRESSES I HAVE AN IDEA!

Heather Jackson coming into deep canyon. Cruising. #blackcanyonultras

Women’s chase comes through. Emkay says she’s done, rolled ankle. #blackcanyonultras

Heather Jackson F1 through bumble bee. #blackcanyonultras

Lead men through bumble bee #blackcanyonultras

Wave 1 finally off. Sloppy track. #blackcanyonultras

Heads up folks, #blackcanyonultras on a two hour delay. Check your emails.

@JimCampbellTFR @thereal_ET @FootballRamble lol. Sad horns sounds. #rctid

@thereal_ET @FootballRamble Great shout, though we want to win something so maybe literally anyone else is also good.

🧵On today’s @footballramble I mentioned that I sometimes think about a current England XI made entirely of right backs, given that we have so many good ones. This afternoon I picked it as I'm so interesting and cool. After explaining some caveats I will show my working…

@JavelinaJundred @AravaipaRunning *live 🤦🏻‍♂️

@JavelinaJundred @AravaipaRunning Love tracking seems to be busted.

Leaders after loop one: 🥇 John Dean 🥈 Jonathan Rea 🥉 Preston Cates And on the women’s side: 🥇Heather Jackson 🥈Ragna Debats 🥉 Riley Brady Let’s see how loop 2 unfolds… #javelinajundred

@ACECWI any update what’s going on with waupaca county today? Thanks!

@franklinleonard @WGAWest Arsenal Wenger?

Something I realized at the #PayUpHollywood picket today over at Netflix: @WGAWest President Chris Keyser looks a lot like Real Madrid manager Carlo Ancelotti.

This weekend I hacked up something I’ve been going on about for weeks: ELO EVERYTHING - See two objects - Pick which you like more - Their ELOs adjust accordingly - (Repeat) - Check the leaderboard (ELO is the ranking algorithm from chess) Check it out! eloeverything.co

@mwbergeron @soccerthread 👀

I’m all set for the @soccerthread reaction pod! I’ve got some thoughts. #USAvMEX #USMNT

@mikegcoleman @MLS Is this unfair? *always has been meme* But yeah, it’s got a bit of WWE to it? This isn’t fake/fixed, they still have to win on the pitch, but it’s definitely most teams taking an L for the good of the ratings/CREAM/attention/narrative of the league.

Is it single entity that allows @MLS to take one of the best players of all time and basically gift them to one team over another? The ability to buy a franchise (ironic) and the Apple thing are clearly MLS driven. I mean Messi being here is good for the league, but is it fair?

@uncannyBen LA galaxy product Zlatan Ibrahimovic has 34 in 64 since his big European transfer to Milan!

“Yes, I had to educate myself and yes I had to get a better understanding. And yes I had to lose some friends along the process, but I never wavered on loving my kids and trying to find space to get the chance to understand them.” - Dwyane Wade speaking on his trans daughter Zaya