Will Register

*walks up to registration table with feeling of impending doom* “Last name, please?” Me: Register “Yep this is where you register! What’s your last name?” Me: It’s Register “You’re in the right place!” *turns around and walks out, never to play another tournament

@acaseofthegolf1 When you walk away for 2 minutes and see another guy buying her a drink @bengriffingolf

Yep.

@seaislandgpc @SeaIslandResort @bengriffingolf @AustinHitt1 @hshihgolf Nice 71 @AustinHitt1

@SeaIslandResort Member @bengriffingolf on 🔥🔥 today with a 59!!! @AustinHitt1 @hshihgolf

@kclairerogers You know who’s not beaming? The Oxford comma

Made it from a hotel in florida to my home in RI without a working cell phone. Sacajawea, Lewis and Clark are beaming

@teekkelly Let’s go boys!!! Good work man

Shoutout to this legend on the straps. Not many people have the balls to wear a long sleeve cotton golf shirt in 100° weather but he does

@ldetmer32 This is a crime

twitter is a judgement free zone right?

@StazLife Cold take

I don’t care what anybody says, Donda absolutely slaps

@teekkelly Perfect time for some Skyline Chili

After rain delays this morning my revised tee time is 6:10 pm. I might eat all three meals before I start my round

@teekkelly When you can’t stop packing 11 but rotate through the same 5 every time 🤦‍♂️

Just finished packing up my stuff at one hotel and headed to next weeks hotel. I packed 11 t-shirts for this 2 week stretch. I wore 3 this week and did laundry so I once again have 11 fresh t-shirts. Maybe some day I will learn

First official act as an uncle - our very own baby due date fantasy football league

@SamanthaSMarks Burger King ahead of Five Guys is criminal

#2 is the best and it’s not an argument. Thank you and goodnight. 🍟✌🏻

@hannahbggg The World Famous, hear they have fire tacos and rap 🔥

Prepping for the Georgia Open this week in Athens, GA! Looking for food/fun recs in the area as well as some good luck vibes? ☺️💪

Have gone down an absolute USA gymnastics rabbit hole the past 12 hours after the controversial pick Listening to podcasts, sending angry emails to the selection committee - I’m obsessed

We are thrilled to partner with former UNC turned Pro golfer, @W_Register & @Labcorp Charitable Giving Foundation for “Birdies 4 UNC Children’s”! Will's first tournament of the Forme Tour starts tomorrow! Wish him good luck by pledging or donating today! birdies4uncchildrens.maxgiving.bid/about-us

@acaseofthegolf1 Bonk

Wouldn't have pinned Jessica37700643 for a Monday Q fan.... But knock me over w a feather.

Lefties are just more fun to watch

Excited to raise money for @uncchildrens Hospital this summer on the @FormeTour! Follow the link to find more information on the fundraiser and how to contribute 💙

@emilycarole_ This is the personification of a duck hook

I’m hitting the ball pretty well, but this doesn’t look ~great~ Who wants to roast/help me?

0-6 !

Kickball team just went to 0-4 on the season. don’t call, don’t text.

Pumped to get after it on the @FormeTour this summer!! And hopefully get some merch 👀