Johnson Wagner’s Mustache
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In no particular order, here are our Top 5 towns we have stayed in when we went on buddies trips. This is based on accommodations, things to do other than golf, the scenery and the food/pub/bar options.
St. Andrews
Hilton Head Island
Killarney
Scottsdale
Sligo
I left Pinehurst off since I live here now and didn't want to look like a homer.
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Back in the 90’s, if you had the Polo shield with sleeves hanging below the elbows, you were walking on air. Shield on your shorts + a tour visor? Elite.
Guys who wore this wouldn’t touch Nike.
This was well before NPC’s sold Masters shit on eBay as a side hustle.
Before guests would destroy T100 pro shops on a Monday, post their haul from a 50 thread-count Hampton Inn bed, and then sell half of it for double the price on eBay to offset the round that was up-charged 6x.
This is what they took from you.
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@TalkBirdie2Mee Attitude carries a lot of weight this championship: LFG Fitzy!!
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Fired up for the US Open at Shinnecock this weekend. In 2018 we had a perfect leaderboard. I hope they lose the golf course and these guys suffer. Who do we like?
Xander +1850
Matt Fitzpatrick +2250
Russell Henley +3900
Wyndham Clark +4400
Patrick Reed +4700
Hideki +7600
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@BryanTweed16 Same with Sergio; the flatstick never lies.
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Still amazes me this man only won one major.
DP World Tour@DPWorldTour
Adam Scott pulling off the most satisfying driver-off-the-deck🤯
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This situation has escalated ⚠️
Blake🏌🏻@RealtorOnRange
My wife shot her personal best (87) and now she’s walking around the house like she’s one range session away from qualifying from the LPGA. I’ve created a monster. She hasn’t stopped talking about how she thinks she can beat me. Thoughts and prayers. 🤣
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I’m just now learning that apparently I’m on the wrong side of history with throwing a ketchup on a dog. 📝
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@drakesmith__ I’ve only done this on an emergency 9 (with drinks flowing, etc.). Plan on trying it out (“for real”) soon!
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Golfers:
Learning to go low is a skill.
I understand you have to be a high level golfer to take it deep but getting comfortable with it is a skill.
If you played college golf you have probably played rounds from the forward tees.
If you have never done this give it a shot.
You will learn two things:
1. You still have to make the putts.
2. What goes on in your head when you are shooting lower than you are normally comfortable with.
Have you done this?
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Cmon young William 5 good swings and enjoy that walk up 18!!!!!
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This guy from RBC has set the world record for Cliches used in a CEO interview.
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@DonnyRoss1872 Correct: one end for clubs, other end to wipe sweat.
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Only men of true class use one side of their towel.
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@Mike_kim714 Can't make Travelers, Michael. Can I loop for you at John Deere, 3M, or Rocket? HMU!
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One of my followers caddied for me during the Wed Pro am at Memorial and everyone had a great time (especially my caddie lol).
I figured I’d do it again for the Travelers Champ!
I’ll pick someone within driving distance to Travelers.
Who wants to be my caddie for a day?
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@justfuckingyoda It's not private (yet), but this is what Roger Penske has done w/ his @BrickyardGCMen @IMS course. Pete Dye layout in Indy.
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A private club with 15 minute tee times and capped at 15,000 rounds.
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@shanebacon Please report back on Yuengling guy: did he grab a cart for the back nine? #toodrunktopush
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On Monday I played in golf’s longest day, in the field with winners on the PGA Tour, Euro Tour and Korn Ferry Tour. Today I’m playing a tournament where the guy next to me on the range had a cigarette going and a Yuengling in his push cart at 8:30 am. Life comes fast.
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@SealBarry43409 Also extremely oversized, sadly.
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@TalkBirdie2Mee As soon as he left that interview, he updated his LinkedIn profile
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“We’ve burned through billions of dollars, have gained no fan traction except a couple events, can’t finish our current season, and our best players aren’t signed long term. But if you invest now, it’ll all change and be the greatest decision you’ve ever made!”
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@acaseofthegolf1 Make sure your wife doesn’t have a burner account 😂
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This dude would send emails once or twice a week for months. Made me laugh. Clearly he would get hammered and send them at like 3am.
Just wanted to make sure this fucker saw I’m going to be a host on Big Break.
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