Duffy Wall Dwarf

@CaddieNetwork Gotta take @ahadwingolf this week. Definitely will have the lowest stroke total.

@JustinRayGolf 6 consecutive bogeys on hole 1, pretty wild!

@PapaSmurfUTE That’s a crazy stat

Tony Finau has now made a bogey on hole #1 in six straight rounds. It would probably be more, but the Valspar had a par 5 for their first hole. He needs to win this week for a Masters invitation, but when you keep putting yourself behind the 8 ball right out of the gate. NOT GOOD

@ShaneRyanHere as a Carolina fan, I obviously had to pull for our Tobacco Road brethren as soon as we were knocked out. As you can imagine, I’m heartbroken for Duke fans everywhere. If we could only figure out why this keeps happening to yall?!? All the best, Go Heels

@RossMartinNC Dude’s a sex pest. Fuck that guy

Todd Golden’s season is over.

@ToddLewisGC @THEPLAYERS Wish Rory the best but really need John Parry in featured groups coverage

Let’s hope Rory can recover in time for @THEPLAYERS. This Championship is better with him in the field.

“The back is being a bit more stubborn than we thought so I’m staying at home today and tomorrow to continue treatment here with the hope to travel to Ponte Vedra Wednesday at some point.”-@McIlroyRory today on recovery from a lower back injury that forced a WD from the @APinv.

@fried_egg_golf (completely ignores Caleb Surratt doing Caleb Surratt things)

"Either Akshay Bhatia or Michael Thorbjornsen could become bona fide top-10 players in the world and it shouldn’t surprise anybody. Bhatia’s career has been a steady progression, and he has developed into a well-rounded pro with consistent ball-striking paired with a solid putter. He probably should have won at Pebble Beach a couple weeks ago against a quality signature event field. Thorbjornsen, just a few months older, has been on a rapid ascent since last April. Standing on the 16th tee in Phoenix, the tournament was in his hands. For my money, these are the two brightest prospects 25 and under." - @JosephLaMagna in his Weekly Update

@laz_versalles Ginella still sucks

Bamberger forever.

@cicioCASTRO @TGL You kinda look like Howie Roseman

ATL gets first leg of doubleheader. I hang out with Mascots. Typical Monday at TGL. 9 pm ATL vs LA on ESPN 2. @TGL

@jaycaspiankang Which men’s college basketball coach is most likely to have seen Hedwig?

hey figure skaters, one of you should skate to "wig in a box"

@acaseofthegolf1 At least 2, right?

@WallDwarf Also very good.

Shit, forgot to put out a tweet asking for questions for Q and A we are going to record in 15 minutes or so. Fire some at us real quick.

@JustinRayGolf A modern day Allen Doyle

This man was Champions Tour eligible before his first game as a college head coach. Aspirational late career arc.

Curt “Elephant Nuts” Cignetti

@parandpaddock @ByeongHunAn Exactly

@WallDwarf @ByeongHunAn Hideki is Japanese

@Rathouz @SonyOpenHawaii @KornFerryTour @DPWorldTour @PaulTesori Interesting choice for Finau to turn to a 70 year old LDS elder and former Oilers QB to carry for him this week.

Player/caddie teams @SonyOpenHawaii New faces/names @KornFerryTour and @DPWorldTour to be aware they can loop barefoot! Finau and T.Kim fresh, and veteran Brian Reed on for Knapp (as seen in Dec.). See “Teams” fan @PaulTesori on the bag again for Webb. 👀🤙🏼

@BrendanPorath big if true! #estonia

@acaseofthegolf1 your recent Tommy Gainey news (good on him) has thrown some cold water on the possibility of him completing the slam of competing on all 4 major golf Tours (KFT, PGA, Champions, Euro) in a calendar year. Any chance of this ever happening? Allen Doyle come close?

@kylerrobbins @ANTIFAldo Yikes

…twink?

@TomFornelli @ArtButSports

Don't worry, @ArtButSports, I got this one.