Jake Warren

@dougboneparth Well Doug, needing to sit at your age is natural. Don’t let it get to you.

When someone says, “It was 20 years ago.” I think, “Ah yes, the 90s!” But then they tell me it was 2006 and I have to sit down for a bit.

@PeterMallouk That’s actually a stupid response from a smart investor. If you don’t have some sense of concern or fear during a 50% correction, I’d be concerned if you are even human.

"If you're not willing to react with equanimity to a market price decline of 50% two or three times a century, you're not fit to be a common shareholder - and you deserve the mediocre result you are going to get." Charlie Munger

For the fourth trading day in a row, $SPY has failed to close above its 200 EMA.

@RealEmirHan Nicholson deserved an Oscar for that one

Tom Cruise accomplished something rare opposite Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men, he never looked weak. Where most actors might shrink, he stayed composed, but always on the edge of exploding. Cruise called it “working toward lightning in a bottle.” Watching Nicholson, he said, “He was finding his character. Every movement slowed. He became more centered,” adding, “He has command over his body and his voice, and he knows the camera.”

@brucemartinez @greg16676935420 @Dexerto And the easiest way for them to make it less expensive would be to reduce the price.

@greg16676935420 @Dexerto And the easiest way for them to lower the cost would be to make it less expensive.

Xbox's new CEO Asha Sharma reportedly wants to find ways to make Game Pass cheaper This could include introducing lower-cost tiers with ads or bundling it with Netflix

@atensnut 2 Live Crew- Face Down Axx Up

Unchained Melody.

@unusual_whales Elon has employed more people than this cuck.

Bernie Sanders: “60% of our people living paycheck-to-paycheck, and one guy, Elon Musk, owns more wealth than the bottom 53% of American households... Think maybe that might be an issue that we should be talking about?"

@DerrickEvans4WV Did they leave a forwarding address for their deposit

Tenants were probably on free housing and were evicted. I once had tenants who stole all of the light bulbs but never anything like this….

@HustleBitch_ That’s all you need but 3175 is ridiculous

🚨 SHE HAPPILY PAYS $3,175 A MONTH FOR A 350 SQ FT APARTMENT IN NYC — AND CALLS IT A “DEAL” — WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE INSIDE A woman just showed her NYC apartment… and you can basically see the entire place the second you walk in. Only ONE real window. No washer or dryer. Barely any storage. They had to add their own kitchen island… build extra storage… and stack shoes wherever they fit just to make it livable. She says she uses artificial lighting just to make it feel brighter… and hauls laundry down the street every week. And somehow… this is considered a “deal.” She says renovated units in the same building go for over $4,000/month. The part that’s blowing people’s minds? She says she loves it… and doesn’t want to leave. At what point does “living in New York” stop being the dream… and start feeling like you’re paying luxury prices to live in a box?

@TheJoeySwoll @Ford_Nick I came for this response 👆

@Ford_Nick "Leftover" bacon?... Never heard of it. 🤔

Serious question: what do you do with leftover bacon?

@goodbreffis @jonnajarian Does the carpet match …

No better way to kick off St Patrick’s festivities than going to Boston’s “Running of the Gingers.” 😂

What my wife thinks of worms on the driveway after a long rain.

Who is a character that didn't deserve their fate? I’ll start:

Travis and Jason Kelce’s mom, Donna Kelce, is in the middle of a home renovation ... TMZ has learned. Read more: buff.ly/0YLsQbX

Which movie scene is musically scored perfectly? I’ll start:

@atensnut Wall painted like a river

@TaraBull Put her in the CrossFit cult. She’ll fit right in.

Incredible 9 year old Lucy Milgrim dead lifts 180 lbs.

@dougboneparth @grok is this true?

Just a friendly reminder that the investment with the greatest return is spending time with your loved ones. Have an awesome weekend.

@RealEmirHan Sounds on par for how stupid Stephen King seems

Stephen King sold the rights for The Shawshank Redemption (1994) for just 5,000 dollars but never cashed the check. Years later he framed the uncashed check and mailed it back to director Frank Darabont with a note saying he might need bail money.

@Liathetrader @zedchrmsm Doctor AI

@zedchrmsm Who is the doctor !?

whoever called her plastic surgeon the modern day michalengelo was really onto something