Jack Hammer
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Jack Hammer
@Weasel_NES
Jack Hammer, AKA Weasel. Hacker, Gamer, Weapon Maker. I'm a Merc's best friend... THE Merc's best friend. #Imperium parody
@AShadeOfDeath's Nerd Lover Beigetreten Haziran 2012
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((Broadcasting my hero OC on all my accounts.))
Tommy Caldios aka Elemento@TommyCaldios
The Elementalist was walking down the streets as he took a deep breath in the warm air. A ringtone hit his ear, the sounds of Messij by Cold Storage ringing for a bit before he reaches into his pocket and answers. "Hello." >"Hello."< He stops his walk suddenly, the voice-
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He heads over to get her some wine.
"I don't drink it normally, but I do have a thing or two."
𝑷𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏@AShadeOfDeath
"Oooh, a very good start actually. I could go for some wine."
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@lmperiumHQ ((I put the tag on Weasel. Not sure if you want me to put it on the OC as well, if both are being added I will.))
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He walks over to her.
"Hmm, how to get a beautiful woman to open her mouth... Food and drinks sound like a start."
𝑷𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏@AShadeOfDeath
Cue a soft laugh followed by a playful grin. "You just might~"
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He gives a light chuckle.
"Oh really? I have to get you to loosen the tongue?"
𝑷𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏@AShadeOfDeath
"Now that is for you to figure out."
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@RedFacedMerc "I mean a 2D sidescrolling beat em up would have been good to. One that isn't fan made and involves a roster akin to Ultimate Alliance."
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@Weasel_NES "Yeah, but, a D&D crossover with me in it would have been nice."
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"... The quest for a perfect sandwich. I don't know, just you know, a multiversal group of you... Sure this won't turn into an 'evil vs good' scenario where you all fight each other?"
𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐋! (SEEN UR MOM)@MercForCash
“ you’re not? Then why are you even here?! ”
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"Wait what, why do I have to find more of you? I'm not some multiversal Wade Beacon."
𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐋! (SEEN UR MOM)@MercForCash
“ Jack, buddy ol’ Pal! Go find me DEADPOOLS! ”
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