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weekend twitr@WeekendTwitr·26 Eyl

that's exactly what a dead body would say

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Zhu Su@zhusu·23h

Kim Jong Un should start an X account. Feel like his tweets would go pretty hard.

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geekprincess🍃🧁@geekingprincess·15h

When i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

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BladeoftheSun@BladeoftheS·1d

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i can be your long lost pal@PallaviGunalan·1d

me liking a tweet and then immediately liking a counter tweet

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Rachel@tolstoybb·11h

Middle East Eye@MiddleEastEye

🔴US President Donald Trump has announced that US forces will "begin the process of BLOCKADING any and all Ships trying to enter, or leave, the Strait of Hormuz"

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𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 ➳⋆⟡⋆♡@gildfae·1d

Touching grass isn’t enough. I need to go to The Shire and sit in a hobbit hole.

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Lea@AbsoluteLeaNot·1d

Suspended accounts can still see you. Blocked accounts can still see you.. You know who can’t see you? People who follow you.

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Cuck Liddell@c0ck_l3snar·1d

hamburger help us

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Miss Dong Copter@_HitCockBottom·2d

*deletes Excel, Word and PowerPoint*

Tips Excel@gudanglifehack

How to reset your entire life in 72 hours. 1. Delete 3 apps tonight.

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Shaggy@TheTrueShaggy·2d

Real shit scoob

Sexual Scooby Doo@RuhRohScoobs

When fat girls wear Yoga Pants #RuhRoh #BonerAlert

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Cxspxxr✘🧸@_6signxxx·2d

Probably because normal people with functioning brains don’t blame every single Muslim for 9/11 the same way I wouldn’t blame my German mate for WW2 you stup!d b*stard.

iza@izamamaa

How the hell does the city that experienced the biggest Islamic terrorist attack in history vote for a Muslim mayor?

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ape attack survivor@pissvortex·1d

If the Pope excommunicates JD Vance I’m going back to mass every sunday

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Joshua D Phillips@JoshPhillipsPhD·2d

He should get the Presidential Medal of Freedom I'm 100% serious. This is far more important than some of the nonsense other recipients have done (actors, musicians, athletes etc)

Undiscovered History@HistoryUnd

Tom Brown, a retired engineer, dedicated 25 years to preserving approximately 1,200 apple varieties from extinction.

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⚡︎@_sorrengailll·2d

Girl. the recovery time for burnout is 3-5 years, NOT a spa day or even a spa week

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Rebekah Jones@GeoRebekah·18 Ara

Losing the gun debate in the most brutal, public way possible.

Rose Smith@itsrosesm

What will Charlie Kirk be remembered for.?

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limpkin@acealeam·1d

this is wildlife photography btw

@ratlimit@ratlimit

We have non-alcoholic beer. Why can’t we have non-lethal hunting, for those of us who are interested in the sportsmanship… but sickened by the thought of an animal actually dying after you injure it?

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Jamie Bonkiewicz@JamieBonkiewicz·1d

What happened to all those Venezuelan “drug boats”? Funny how we don’t hear about them anymore.

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Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day@NormSNLJokes·1d

A priest says that he got Jeffrey Dahmer to believe in God before he died. Asked if this would get Dahmer into Heaven, the priest said, "No. But it was fun to make him think so."