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Kid finally got his stripes today. He got the responsibility and expectations a year ago, just not the pay or rank. I guess the Marines operate just like Corporate America, "you've been promoted, kinda sorta" I'll need to speak with him about the ink 🤨

@Becky_Weiss_ They/Them need to come out of the closet with K9 😬

And don’t forget it ✊

@Dean_Bean1 @Becky_Weiss_ dallasexpress.com/national/lgb-i…

@Becky_Weiss_ The LGBTQ crowd has become an embarrassment to normal gay people. 🤷

@Dawn_Hiraeth @Becky_Weiss_ At one point I was learning Welsh/Celtic and could say it, but I rarely speak either now and can't pronounce it now.

@Becky_Weiss_ 😁 You know there's a town in Wales called 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgorgerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch' (not kidding, that's a real place). They're getting there!

@Becky_Weiss_ I saw a post today where someone was defending this lunacy. 😭

@xlKamikazeelx @Kittenwaffin Chicken is very important in that community. youtu.be/dMh6N_Xs1LA

@Kittenwaffin I'm new to Niglish, so bare with the translation, but I think he's mad cuz they were out of fried chicken? IDK maybe there's a fluent speaker that can verify.

He spent 6k. On God. Priorities.

I was called to the principal's office because my kid was singing Drowning Pool's Bodies. Some parent got all freaked out about it and snitched on my kid. Being a big mosh pit fan the administration didn't understand why I was laughing so hard until I explained the song meaning youtu.be/wFKBN3MGUGI

Did you know the 2010 smash hit “Pumped Up Kicks” that Target plays while you’re buying deodorant is about a disturbed kid fantasizing about a school shooting? “He found a six-shooter gun In his dad’s closet, in a box of fun things. All the other kids with the pumped up kicks. You’d better run, better run, outrun my gun. All the other kids with the pumped up kicks. You’d better run, better run, faster than my bullet.” A lot of people never realized how dark it was because the beat is so light and catchy.

@jacobiinvest @Dmanphotos @grok

@Dmanphotos @grok what am I looking at and why are people freaking out?

OH MY FUCKING GOD 😳

@jim_expat @Dmanphotos

@Dmanphotos Why didn’t they film the boosters landing after separation?

@codetoclaim @MatrixMysteries Aquí tienes, imbécil. translate.google.com/?hl=en&tab=TT&…

@MatrixMysteries You can’t blame them. Since you are in the hospital, you need to explain things so that others can understand and treat you well. It’s about giving treatment at the right time.

“My immigrant parents are in a hospital in LA — and neither of them speaks English.” There was no interpreter on staff, so the doctors asked her to translate. “This is Los Angeles. DONT tell my parents to learn English — that’s your problem, not ours.”

@MatrixMysteries Dumb bitch, you have a translator on your phone, laptop, and other devices that can handle more than 145 languages.

@SoveyX You want the finest Japanese steel from Hattori Hanzō. youtu.be/rIr6rEndy0A

I probably wouldn’t put this on my résumé.

@Blueverse01 Show me the receipts for the calculations, or are these numbers just the ones you pulled out of your arse

BREAKING: Record-breaking number of Liberal Americans are applying for UK citizenship. What are your thoughts on this?

@francesafetytra "What is stopping humanity from living peacefully together?" pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath, and sloth

What is stopping humanity from living peacefully together?

@Nobunny333 Obviously the Internet is a failed venture, and we just need to turn it off now.

Boomers, come get your guy 😮‍💨

@Chifourmii @grok

@grok pourquoi cette histoire pourrait mal se finir ?

Je ne vois pas un seul scénario dans lequel ça peut bien se finir

@TaraBull I watch Mexican weather forecasts. I'd approach the apocalypse with a can do attitude. youtu.be/ePG6zUYvUZg

A cold front has swept through South Texas, bringing nippy temperatures

@RockNRoLL_85 Not even the same genre dumbass

Is “Smoke On The Water” by Deep Purple a better song than “Whipping Post” by The Allman Brothers?

@TheBritishIntel Trump is fixin' to take that shit and give it to Milei. Charlie can complain to Mecca

🚨 CHILE SIDES WITH ARGENTINA ON THE FALKLANDS Chile has officially declared its support for Argentina’s claim over the Falkland Islands. This came in a joint statement after a meeting between the two countries’ leaders. The Falklands are British territory - defended with British blood in 1982. Now more countries are openly testing us because they sense weakness in London. Britain must make it crystal clear: The Falklands are ours and will remain ours forever.

@cosyposter This is why I stick to meth. Meth has all the chems a body needs.

@balancedoutt @uncledoomer youtu.be/MoN9ql6Yymw

@balancedoutt @uncledoomer youtu.be/KdIhq1tb8Co?t=…

its crazy that for millenials this was just a mid throwaway indie pop one hit wonder amidst hundreds of others during a golden age of indie music destined to be forgotten, but has recently been rediscovered because music right now is just that fucking bad