The Dude

The 1st place A’s laying the lumber tonight in West Sac..

@Super70sSports Chances are I was cleaning the Lot & Lobby in that McD’s for $2.65/hour..

Nothing like driving your fucking land yacht down to McDonald’s to purchase a drive-thru apple pie served at the surface temperature of the fucking sun.

@rogerclemens I’m an A’s fan and live in the Sacramento area. The A’s are tied for 1st place and for 2 more seasons I can drive 20 minutes to see my team and resale tickets are about $25. My profile pic was taken after back-to-back Jacks at the Home Opener. 😂

Baseball fans… How are you feeling about your team so far this year? I wanna hear some thoughts…

@ArbiterofCool I’ve already separated myself from the cash so I’m pretending I never had it, lol. She’s marrying a guy I really trust and he’s a SW engineer so it’s all good! I’m mostly worried about not crying when I walk her down the aisle in front of 150 people..

@With2HoleInOnes Holy shit…. I hadn’t even *thought* of that part yet. You must be flipping out. At least, periodically.

Wish this #GirlDad luck… my daughter became a TEENAGER yesterday!🙀 My days of looking like a youthful-looking 60 yr old are obviously numbered. 😂

@JohnnyOldfield5 His achievements were staggering. Look at Runs and Walks also..

@With2HoleInOnes One could argue that Rickey was the greatest ballplayer of our lifetime. When you consider the impact he had, especially in his prime, on every game he played in both offensively and defensively. He was certainly the greatest lead-off hitter in my lifetime.

💚Rickey💛

@JohnnyOldfield5 Same. I watched him come up as a rookie with the A’s. Went to the game he broke Lou Brock’s all time SB record. The most I’ve ever loved another man that was not in my family. Rickey was a real joy and belongs on Mt Rushmore of MLB. RIP 🐐

@With2HoleInOnes Rickey was and shall always remain my favorite ballplayer.

@ThatBootlegGuy He got his little Shitter built in the dugout but apparently that wasn’t enough for Sutter Health Sevy..

#athletics down 4-0 early and honestly, I’m only still watching to see if SP Luis Severino tries to beat up the Sacramento mound with a baseball bat or something

@JohnnyOldfield5 @stayhomen1 Chili’s does. Get the 3 For Me Smasherburger, it’s only $10.99 and includes a drink, fries, chips and salsa. It’s outstanding..

@With2HoleInOnes @stayhomen1 Wait, do you know of any good restaurants that have crayons and coloring books at the table? Let me know because I want to go there. I miss the old in-store Wendy's tables that looked like old-timey catalogs.

Only pricks allowed to eat here in this Salt Lake City restaurant..

@JohnnyOldfield5 @stayhomen1 It’s clear you eat like a child, and that’s ok we all have different tastes. Just don’t ask for crayons and a placemat with a Word Search when you go out to dinner. 😂

@With2HoleInOnes @stayhomen1 Chicken is meant to be fried, grilled, baked, nuggeted, and burritoed only. Shrimp is meant to be fried and broiled only. You start adding all that other stuff and it's just a cook trying to show off lol

@JohnnyOldfield5 @stayhomen1 The other stuff was a light and creamy and very spicy cajun sauce, scallions, and freshly grated cheese. You don’t like that stuff? Lol

@stayhomen1 @With2HoleInOnes Shrimp and chicken are always boss. Why cover, smother, and hide their goodness with all that other stuffs? Thats the question no one can ever answer for me. lol

@JohnnyOldfield5 The soup, roll, and chips and salsa were all eaten by then, and 2 Tito’s and tonics. This is me when I am eating on the company credit card. How was your Pork Rinds? 😂

@With2HoleInOnes Gotta include that roll to increase the value of the pic.

@JohnnyOldfield5 Spicy chicken fettuccine with blackened shrimp added. A cup of creamy chicken noodle soup with a hot roll preceded it..

@With2HoleInOnes That looks horrible. What is it?

In an Uber right now in Salt Lake City and my driver “Jenie” is a maniac driver. If this is my last Tweet I will miss you all..

@BronxBmbrz Rise up and pay homage to my Athletics!

There’s not a single good team in the American League right now besides Oakland I’m crying man

@SNY_Mets Don’t feel bad Mets fans, the A’s are good and you won’t be the last team to find out. We may be crashing on a couch in West Sacramento but we’re also gonna crash your hopes and dreams..

The Mets are swept at home by the A's and have lost five straight games They were shut out in two of their three losses to the Athletics

@Super70sSports Fucking awful..

@JohnnyOldfield5 Haha, you will get back. Just need to do some light weightlifting to build lean muscle. It’s crazy how good the mental benefits are, I think I like that more than anything else..

Ive owned all types of weights over the decades. Soloflex, dumbbells, kettlebells, but I was never about bulking up. I always used to supplement HIIT. Up until a few years ago I was lean, agile, quick/fast and strong enough. I moved and flowed like water. Now I move and flow like apple pie filling. Make that blueberry pie filling. Or peach.

How my Sunday is going to play out..