bastard pest

imma slamma mamma jamma

dude your dad is your uncle and your aunt is your mom, grow up

@WithreVengeance Idk please stop contacting me

caped crusader is pretty goated so far but i googled it and it said it was a hard-boiled animation. wtf does that mean

@WitchKinks sunny side up???!!?!

@WithreVengeance Like, egg

what's this? a deputation of devils come to my acropolis with calamity on their heels. are you here to kill me, fiends? i venture you'll not find it pleasant

the fat bitch factory called *lowers hat* your mothers been in an accident

is that a poorly timed thrust? parry riposte now i've split you in twain

the second best feeling in the whole world is when a girl runs her fingers through your hair. the best feeling is definitely besting a foe in a test of swordsmanship. he was careless, a lunge too far, an opening for my blade. you were formidable but never stood a chance

i think i am finally losing it

i have never abused a substance, it was love every time

another day not the concubine slave of a troupe of obnoxiously attractive vampires what's the point ya know?

bro fuck easter im jerking off till im retarded tonight

they are tying me to a post and having brigands kick me to death tomorrow

it's so over for these knaves

you are tossing stones at my glass house and i am softball pitching phosphorus grenades into your enclosure we are not the same

how it feels