Scarlett Fever

*waving at the 2 people reading my tweets Sup sluts?

@Organism_46B Well, I'm glad its a possibility for you both 💕🥂

@WittyClitty I wouldn't have met Jenn either though, so I'm happy I didn't go. But we could still move eventually. It sounds incredible there.

It's weird trying to figure out if I don't have friends because I live in a red state, or if I moved to a blue state, would I still not have any IRL friends...

@CamusOverEasy Thank you my friend 🎉

@WittyClitty Thanks. It's on the 28th. My sister--in-law wanted me to get it before I left to visit my mother. Happy Birthday to you.

My sister-in-law sent me a birthday card. We all agreed to stop sending money to each other. She usually sent a $50 check, so I texted my thank-you: "I got your card. Thank you. I was going to use the money for the trip to my mother's, but you stiffed me." She cracked up.

@Organism_46B Yes! That would've been a different life 😅

@WittyClitty I had a chance to move to Seattle about 15 years ago. I should have!

@the_anastasia 💯

Bro literally just described the perfect day.

@doggiedogthedog Is the prize that my outgoing mail will actually be picked up? I mean that would be a real win!

I've heard of people falling in love with AI & saying they would date it. Wtaf & do you know if there's a dress code?

Might light the fire. Bit chilly out

Cock of the block moved in with new hens. Sigh. Guess I can always drive across town for noms.

@hiimles Haha, yeah that's a definite possibility! 😅

@WittyClitty I hope to be as cool as Elroy

I just secured opening day tickets.

Ankle monitor guy got my response last night that I don't have anyone over to my house on Fridays. "I totally get it." This morning's text, "Is 1:00 still good or is 2:00 better?"

@HamiltonBurger Not a single. solitary. bit.

@WittyClitty I hear you. Along with my own personal problems, watching the world crumble around us isn't helping.

I'm finding it harder and harder to get up in the morning. I don't want to do anything. I've just kind of had it.

@HamiltonBurger I’m there.

@ohsoobvious I never would’ve believed it myself, but the meat was baked in dough & sealed. The vending machine is just a fridge that scans whatever item/s you choose.

@WittyClitty Vending machine hot dogs??? 😳

Haven’t eaten processed meat in months til officematey showed me the new snack vending machine w/delicious hotdogs. Damn her!

Nothing is more unsettling than your mom suddenly calling you babe.