Army of Dorkness

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Army of Dorkness

@WombatAssassin

Angry young man. Foul-mouthed and unapologetic. All things being equal, I'd rather be on the beach. Duke Nukem and Al Bundy are my role models. Molon Labe.

Earth Beigetreten Mart 2009

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Tell me you aren’t experiencing a primal urge to target the weakest kid in your class and put him in the concussion protocol right now.

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