Wool Jester

Mooore slimes! To ranch! twitch.tv/wooljester

@c_venash6589 I think the psychopomp malfunctioned

WHAT THE FUCK WAS I WRITING WHAT DOES THAT EVEN FUCKING MEAN

Some Chill Slime Vibes To Relax With twitch.tv/wooljester

@perrypunctual That was me sorry

this too 30 minutes to drain and it was steaming the whole time i actually don’t know what that was

@Aqzzie You’re cooking up how i look in the mirror apparently

I’m cooking some marvellous shit up

@c_venash6589 Would you rather have 1 hammer or 2 hammers

I have the PSYCHOPOMP ask your questions 💭💭💭

Cats, Cats, We’re Da Cats twitch.tv/wooljester

@FrickbearsBoss Would you rather have a really good garlic pizza or a handful of shiny gold coins

Alrighty, Chumps. Listen Up. Since i Hit 500 Followers, I Realized. . .I Haven't Done Anything In The Other Milestones! So, I Decided. . .I'll Just Open a Stand SOmewhere In The Pizzeria. From There You Can Just Ask Me Questions And i Will PROBABLY Answer It!

I WILL perfect this treatment for my patients! I’LL MAKE A MUSICAL MIRACLE! twitch.tv/wooljester

I’m going to defeat my evil me even if evil me fires me twitch.tv/wooljester

i hate getting political. everyone knows I hate getting political. But I have to say this after what a certain someone just said. IM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS NEPO BABY TODDLER OF A PRESIDENT RUNNING THE SHOW.

I diagnose you with the 3/4 time signature. The cure? Brick to the shin. twitch.tv/wooljester

@SilkPr1ncess Have you checked the void

..... God damnit....I have no leads

Are You Feeling Well, Polyblank? twitch.tv/wooljester

@comicdotstudio Oh fuck they’re on to me

Regarding recent site changes

@frankiefey Your dad is spamton?

i had a heart attack while scrolling bc i thought someone casually drew fanart of MY DAD...?? but it was just human spamton

@ISAT_Struggles I think that technically counts as a struggle if you’re struggling to find struggles

Hey guys where's the struggles you're kind of starving me over here...

Hi im using this for self promo now just because lmao, I stream on Twitch at Twitch.TV/wooljester check me out if u wanna

@snoobert182991 I touch the earth, and feel a disturbance within the soil. Something is wrong, i can sense it. Yet what it is I am unable to tell. I walk over to my glowstone portal with a water bucket.

the nether mod would probably be really unrealistic for them to add to the game due to it literally being hell. it wouldn't be appropriate for a kids game

@WanderingWizp Correct

I could just say In Stars and Time and a thousand people would run to my tweet like flies