Alex Roby

Things I fear: 1. Comcast customer service 2. Dementors End of list.

Also @MattBevin is the fucking worst and I LOVE that he got booed at the #KentuckyDerby2019

Maximum Security being disqualified makes me lose all respect for the #KentuckyDerby

@jimmyjohns got half my order wrong and took 30 minutes to get to me after the delivery notification even though I’m basically across the street 😒

Yea sex is great but have you ever been to a drag show that started within 15 minutes of the time listed on the poster? Instant orgasm.

Pete Buttigieg seems like the guy who opens a board game, reads the entire instruction booklet from front to back, and then calmly re-explains the rules 30 times to everyone drunkenly playing along.

I’m not going to the AIPAC Conference, and not only am I pro-Israel and pro-Jewish, I AM Jewish. I'm also anti-Netanyahu and anti-Trump.

Hey @ABCNetwork, looks like a perfect fit to me. Be a hero. #SaveODAAT

Please let the rumors about @AmyMcGrathKY running against McConnell be true!!! #McGrath2020

I'm crying because she does this every year and every year we collectively scream "WHO?!"

Every time Cate Blanchett walks, talks, or nails a monologue, a gay child somewhere mutters to himself for the first time, “Exquisite.”

At the intermission of musicals there should be a very short football game

OK yes I’m Slytherin but from a strictly logical POV Naomi gifted an icon she looks up to a conveted spot in the fandom bc we worship queens that we feel were robbed. Don’t even bring up the 100K bc Manila will be making that weekly. Also it’s good TV & we all win. ‘Twas a gift.

super bowl - but instead of the rams and patriots, it’s beyonce and lady gaga performing telephone for 3 hours.

WE. WENT. ~to the moon~ IN 1969!         🤠    👊/||\_     _/¯    ¯\_ Um... not 1968! BUT A YEAR LATER! 👋     \ 🤠         || \_     _/¯  ¯\_

@gghollaaa Just nibble on your arm because you a snack gurl

picking your bridal party is like a real life Myspace top 8

Ok but @KierseyClemons is indisputably the STAR of #RentFox