Savagetronica

Channelle Desamours did it piss you off when I vented to you about how stupid it was for people to act like body hair is a disease? Cuz you sure as fuck made it seem like my legs were DISEASED that time you saw hair on em “Hair that just naturally grows on adults” DUMB 🤣

Like if a UFO pulled up right now I’d beg them to take me “Laura 💀” It’s fucking stupid here “It is, but you got people that want you to stay right where you are” Why? Where the fuck are they?

I’m just over this fucking planet and I wanna leave so I’m just doing whatever now. I don’t give a fuck “You know how to not give a fuck in the best way” Yerp. Okay “You sound over us” I’m over this place 💯

“You chose Texas because you have better property tax benefits out there due to your veteran status” Yes 💯 I mean other states have it too but Texas was the closest one I was willing to travel to “Nigga you is BRAVE” Sure “Always downplaying the big shit”

I planned to buy a house in Colorado but that shit is just too much, especially to do it on my own. Considered buying a house in Puerto Rico but that shit wasn’t working out. Then one day I randomly started looking up homes in Texas and within like two weeks I was under contract

“Why did you have to move?” I wasn’t happy there. Shit was getting too expensive for no goddamn reason. Brother lived five minutes away and I hadn’t seen or spoken to him in nearly three years because of his ogre ass home wrecking ass wife. I saw no point in staying “BRAVE”

What big picture “You bought a whole ass house remotely out of state. Moved out there all by yourself without knowing the area or anyone at all. Not many people do that” I. Had. No. Choice. “You could have stayed where you were” Nah, I had to get up out of there “SEE!?” No

“I don’t think you stopped caring. I think you just didn’t let the unknown worry you so much” “Which is brave. As fuck” “Now you a month and change deep making your first mortgage payment” Cuz if I don’t I lose this house I supposedly own 🤣 “Nigga focus on the big picture”

I mean my mom will join me in the summer— “But you still did it all by yourself and are currently doing it all by yourself” Again, I had no choice “Nigga that is BRAVE AS FUCK” Meh. I just reached a point where I stopped caring “I would disagree”

I did my research but I was still very unfamiliar with the area. I eventually said let me FAFO about the details I couldn’t possibly know about without experiencing them in person “You call it not giving a fuck, we call it bravery” “And you did it ALONE” Had no choice

“What drew you to your neighborhood? What made you finally decide to commit to your house?” Honestly…I just didn’t give a fuck what happened anymore. I mean of course I did my research— “Down to the zip code” Yes. But I was already so over everything that I stopped caring

“Nigga what that mean? You saying we can’t afford to buy homes?” Not at all. But you asked and I answered “Well yes that is the most obvious and straightforward answer, but not everyone who buys a house can afford it” “That’s why being house poor is a thing” Okay, very true

“Nigga we talked about this” Did we, though? “Who do you think is buying up all them homes on your street” “You don’t like when we do the asking and not the answering but that’s how you be figuring shit out” I think people who can afford to purchase homes are buying the homes

“Nigga you ain’t schizophrenic. You autistic with pristine telepathy” That sounds less scary “Guided by The Most High” “Just like the rest of us on similar paths” So are y’all the ones buying up these houses on my street or will that get ignored again

I hope I ain’t making y’all up in my head cuz most people I encounter in person ain’t shit “I mean we not saying you ain’t brilliant and creative, but that would take a LOT of creative brilliance to pull off” Or schizophrenia “That’s a whole different beast”

I never really liked socializing before but now I like it even less. Unless it’s with the right people, of course “Yeah you don’t shut the fuck up with us” Exactly “What an honor” “So special” Y’all so extra “But so serious 💯”

But why “Cuz fuck em” Ima have to talk to God about this one. I trust y’all but I also wanna do the right thing “Do what you gotta do nigga”

“Yes, nigga. You hearing us right” Why is this happening “For your troubles” What!? “Nigga” I don’t want anyone getting in trouble “Nah, we good” You PROMISE “Pinky ass promise, nigga” 😳😳😳

It’s 2026. Why doesn’t FedEx provide live tracking updates like Amazon “What you waiting on” Maybe I’ll share when it gets delivered

Like my bad for being excited to see you and expressing it “WORD” You’ll never see me happy stim to see you again, that’s for sure “She don’t deserve it” She can chew rocks “Disrespectfully”

I have a niece that’s about three years younger than me. We met when I visited Puerto Rico when I was five but I don’t remember it. We met again about ten years later and I was happy stimming and she later told me she thought I was special needs “What a bitch” 💯