Aloe Vera Enjoyer

when I was 12 the femur breaker meme was funny af till my doctor was talkin bout some SCFE

Ddude who served me at sonic sounded like XQC from Spain Spaniards and French Canadians are my favorite trial version races

I thought we just couldn’t pay the WiFi

15 years ago I heard my older brother scream “FUCK” every day for a month

Saw at this on acid mad long ago and reacted like stewie and the queen album

Me with literally everyone

“oh look at me I’m talking to myself in a different voice in my head” CHEMICAL CASTRATION, CHAINED TO A COMPUTER DESK WITH BLENDER AND AFTER EFFECTD

Fucking tulpas I’m never gonna be that bad ever again bro

To be fair I tried REALLY HARD in quarantine so I could develop dreams with a tulpa (long story) so no back sleeping for me

I tried learning how to lucid dream in middle school because of FUCKING JUICE WRLD and now even while constantly smoking weed still have fucked dreams One week T break in Georgia had me living black dynamite and trailer park boys in my dreams every night

one time I had a dream I went to the woods near my crib and saw the tower dats in fallout 4and my brain didn’t like me making corny references so I woke up Unable to breathe

maybe I need a cpap machine yo no more carts and no more pop tarts

@THELUOK I’ve got bad news…

@Yanbepis does anyone else feel horrible for this guy? things never go his way

White people and carpeted bathrooms. A love story in my eyes

Grandma rudely interrupted my conversation about Gary Payton with the guy I was NOT planning to tip. she sounded fented the fuck out

The dispensary is so funny bro why am I shopping with this Meryl Streep ass bitch

babe I need $45 the plug is on his way

getting the word Gaussian tattooed on me

These situations they put brain in are reminiscent of diavolo’s fate