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Q: Whose idea was that to put ICE in the airports? Trump: Mine. That was mine. That was like the paper clip. Do you know the story of the paper clip? 182 years ago, a man discovered the paper clip. It was so simple. ICE was my idea

This is a non-space. No one feels any sense of ownership over it. Not the businesses around it, not the city, certainly not the people who only drive past it. No one will ever walk along it, and therefore no one will ever care about it. Our country is filled with non-spaces.

@NLDconservatief @NUnl kan je niet lezen? de kop zegt Parijs?

@NUnl Oh, jullie hebben 2 steden gevonden waar links won, wauw! Blauw is hardrechts, rood is links. RN is de grootste winnaar.

Links wint verkiezing in Parijs, radicaal-rechts grijpt mis in Marseille ift.tt/vxZ4fXi

@NUnl versnelt slopen? ze fikken de boel af

Israël laat woningen in Zuid-Libanon versneld slopen en vernietigt infrastructuur ift.tt/ZsEydNM

@rinsma_sjo37824 @NUnl als mijn buurman door een Belg word om gelegd ga ik niet op kruistocht België in mafkees

@NUnl Oh ja, staat niet in de kop, maar er werd een Joodse bewaker/herder Yehuda Sherman bruut vermoord! Door Arabieren dus en dan reageren gefrustreerde Joodse jongeren.. Stel je andersom voor, dan was de kop 'Israël vermoord palestijn' en de palestijnse rellen waren niet belangrijk..

Video | Tientallen Israëliërs gooien stenen en steken auto’s in brand in Palestina ift.tt/TMpV74v

@NUnl dat ze nog een niet platgebombardeerd stukje konden vinden om verder te vandalizeren

@OrenMarmorstein Endless war soaks the earth red. You take pleasure in the cut, until the blade finds you too. A moment for reflection... or does the wound only sharpen the hunger? I fear, for Israel, it is already too late.

Look at this. This is in Israel today. And this could be Rome, Berlin or Paris.

@Violet_Okami god the itch from shaving with a razor is the worst, electric razors are so much better

My beautiful people, free yourself from the old, ingrown boomer lies known as shaving your face with razors. Embrace the future of facial hair shaving.

Hi, Michael. I've copy edited your Tweet to make some suggestions you might consider. I look forward to reading more about this in your expert synthesis of the state of generational archaeological knowledge. Sincerely, A Real Archaeologist

@RealMarcFoxx Employed boomer game vs open world slop

Crimson Desert disproves the myth that all games experience stark peaks & valleys based on US prime gaming time. Marathon doesn't have worldwide appeal. Crimson Desert does.

@JohnTitorVT Theres a reason battle roids are banned

Having seen what it took to kill one in cryo now yeah the Security Officer is built beyond different.

@antideadbrains3 @guimig03 @OffThePress1 bait used to be believable

@guimig03 @Yarn_Chomper @OffThePress1 about your life? Yes, I confirm, no one gives a fuck. How the fuck is that ragebait when all I'm doing is asking a fucking question? You think doctors can't be vile? You think they're Gods? Saints? You fucking joke of a being.

🚨WATCH: A detransitioner tells the California State Assembly how his body "fell apart" after being put on estrogen and puberty blockers at the age of 13. "Nipple leakage, brain fog, chest pain, depression. I was urinating blood and had ulcers in my bladder and was too weak to attend school," Johnny Skinner said. "When I told my doctor how sick I was, he looked at me and said, welcome to womanhood." Skinner made the comments while testifying against AB 1876, a bill that would prohibit insurers from denying or limiting coverage for so-called "gender-affirming care." "This bill forces insurance companies to fund this cruel homophobia. It continues the lie that some children are born in the wrong body. Vote no," Skinner added.

@lucille161pogo @FreddieChenn this doesnt help anyone, anyone that would care to read your message knows about the struggles other minorities face

@FreddieChenn Not to downplay you and fellow trans people’s struggles, but to claim “if this was any other group, people would be irate” is not only incorrect but also very disrespectful to others who are facing oppression and ignored.

if this was any other group, people would be irate but because it’s targeted at trans people it is expected and will occur in more states. No one will ever care about us enough.

I learned about lists like this in history class btw..

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@michelletandler i think most lefties online were about as bad at 15, truly who gives a shit, what do you want? an apology? fuck off

It's pretty rare that I find a tweet so offensive that I don't even want to repost it. But, here we are. This is Zohran Mamdani's wife, writing about Gay people. The mask is off.

@Bowlboy222Again this tweet set the trans movement back 10 years

I genuinely don't know a single character here tf fandoms are you in

@PunishedAG clan rally in the comments

Wow it's almost like our prison system sucks ass