matt

some say we will never score a basketball point again

her: i just think you're pretty cool and i really like spending time with you me: it's probably nothing him: hey so you really improved this season you wanna be on our volleyball team again for the next one? me: is this love i feel filling my chest, illusive and fleeting as-

dervous

Manifesting

Why are the comments on this insane? MSU down 30+ points in the 4th, obviously half the stadium has already left, like 30% of in-person football games are media timeouts where you get Buick ads blasted in your ears from the Jumbotron nowadays. It’s not on the kids.

Me constantly as a kid: dang Billy Mays is always SO loud Me constantly as an adult: dang Billy Mays was SO right about oxiclean

@kazambolt 🥹🥹🥹

One last ride.

@RealJohnWalter Make sure you look up exchange rates before you trust any money changers!

Looking forward to getting out of the country for a few days! Hawaii, here I come!

Really feel like NBC producers are in commentators’ ears saying “Americans hate music! Talk over it! It doesn’t matter, say anything! TALK!”

@yungpewp youtu.be/VetsV9u9THM?fe…

Okay artistic swimming just makes me laugh so much I’m sorry

Make the intro just a big map again HBO the google-less children are struggling

This boat thing took too long. A lull in a genuinely great opening ceremony and showcase of Paris imo. Payoff was worth it but big dead area

Watching the opening rebroadcast and I really like the splashing fountain choreo but dang they couldn’t hold a camera angle for more than 4 seconds to actually appreciate it

Uh for weird people, no beef with Kelly specifically, NBC always does this and it’s always bad broadcasting

Kelly Clarkson literally talking over the music to say "can we talk about all the different kinds of music" is really the perfect encapsulation of how NBC pays billions of dollars just to fuck up the olympic broadcast every time

"as we get ready to listen to the orchestra of the republic guard" no like you can hear them in the background they're literally performing right now why are you talking

Politic's is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)

gotta think that joe seeing this moved the needle enough

truly not sure i cook anything without adding (and saying out loud to myself and anyone in the kitchen) "a little dash of cayenne for chef john"

Most insensitive thing I do is hear about a recent shark attack on the news and say “hell yeah”