John Shelby💥

Welcome to Tottenham Hotspur, Roberto De Zerbi 🤝

Roberto de Zerbi has arrived at Spurs. 😁👕

this is what a newscaster must wear to read bulletin news

Federal Government: You people must pay your taxes before March 31st. Nigerians: Why? Because you’ve been providing us with electricity? Federal Government: Okay. Fine. We’ll extend the deadline to make it easier for all of you. Nigerians: I’ll repeat the question. Why? Because you’ve been providing us with electricity? Federal Government: No. Nigerians: Jobs? Federal Government: No. Nigerians: Price of fuel? Federal Government: No Nigerians: Price of food? Federal Government: No Nigerians: Water? Federal Government: No. Nigerians: Good roads? Federal Government: No. Nigerians: Public transportation? Federal Government: No. Nigerians: Security? Federal Government: No. Nigerians: Healthcare? Federal Government: No. Nigerians: The basic amenities? Federal Government: No. But wait, let’s secure the second tenure, then we’ll talk about it. Nigerians: So what exactly are we funding? Federal Government: The system. This is an order. Nigerians: What does that mean? Federal Government: The budget for staying in power, not serving the public. That’ll be all from all of you.

carry am enter polanco.

You don’t beat prime PSG 3-0 in a final by mistake or luck. You replaced the man who did that with one who conceded 2 goals against Wrexham while needing extra time and red card to get past.

Happy 8th day anniversary to those who celebrate

so when the villagers were chasing the terrorist, the nigeria army came and blocked the villagers in order to protect the terrorist. God will punish our leaders fr.

Borrow borrow

This odogwu mentality reminds me of my aunt’s husband, who had stroke in the US after years of carrying about 90% of the family responsibilities. Constant work and pressure led to high BP, and now he’s confined to a wheelchair. As a result, things became extremely tough…and my aunt who rarely bothered about the house bills had to double her workload just to keep everything together. Unfortunately, she d!ed last year due to stress. Husband’s health might not have deteriorated, and my aunt might still be alive, if they had both given their 100% from the beginning. When one person carries a home, two people end up paying the price…it’s a matter of time.

ONE THING I KNOW FOR SURE, ANY FREE AND FAIR ELECTION IN NIGERIA TODAY, APC LOOSES 100%.

Did we make it ?? Yes we did 🥲🩵

Are you sure about that?

Niggas be such haters. you could win the lottery and a nigga will be talking bout “but after taxes he’s only gonna have 50 million” 😂

Samsung na android until u break person screen 🥲

Until death removes you from this world, reset button is forever pressable.

every flat in this compound put on their generator this morning, the whole house is like a factory 😭

bro got k!cked off the team. could not transfer because no school wanted him with these allegations.!! now is too old to play college football at any program. she changed this mans life forever.what is her sentence????

After PO does 8 years, if this man runs for Presidency I’ll vote for him.

"Are you willing to relocate?" Lmao, why you think say I dey apply