Dave the Octopus ®

Go well Jakom!

when a woman stops liking you, please leave her alone!!!

Do not eat bread, Whether white, yellow, brown, "gluten-free" or 'sugarless'. Modern bread is synthetic, nutrient-free, and harmful. Modern bread spikes insulin, hurts the gut, and inflames the brain. Eat pumpkins, arrow roots, sweet potatoes, matoke, and beans. #FoodFriday

Someone higher than him is after his neck to discredit him ahead of 2027, but he takes too long to load so he won't see it.

NACADA has endorsed a proposal to raise the legal drinking age from 18 to 21 years.

KeiRA is in the mess its in because many of the employees there are agents of politicians, businessman and crony capitalists. The recent graduate trainee interview is a clear indication of this. Mr Wattanga tried to clean the mess using technology and well, the technology is being actively sabotaged from within with many systems barely working. How do 20m stamps disappear from a vault? How do sytems fail overnight? The new CG will also face the same music.

My mantra in life is always work hard play hard. I don’t see why I should toil and moil to make millions and not have a fat Latina ass sitting on my face at a strip club in São Paulo Brazil. Mambo ya sijui a large ranch with horses,a mansion and cars with a boring wife and kids with sijui properties and millions in stocks and shares huwa bullshit to me. I am making money to simply enjoy and then at the end die and go to heaven,my kids if any will figure out their own path with or without me! A full stoic life!

I don't have ✅✅ I'll see what I can do ❌❌ You will not see anything. Learn to tell people the truth, you're an adult. Nobody will beat you.

My reply to a woman cheating on me is ghosting. I have done it before. I don’t what to know why you did it. I don’t want to know who you did it with. I don’t want your apology. I don’t want nothing to do with you anymore. 🙏

Things that destroy men: • LUST • GLUTTONY • GREED

@thatgeminibloom @atienohh Based on true events (btw the guy is now happily married to another woman with kids ) - bikozulu.co.ke/2019/01/22/onc…

Okay what if msukule haufanyi kazi utajua on your wedding night???😭😭😭😭

No woman, born of another woman, is out of a man’s league.

#90DaysNoSugarChallenge. 1. No sugar will go into my mouth. 2. No processed foods. 3. No soda. 4. No carbohydrates. 5. No Ugali. No Chapo. No rice. Join me. DAY 1.

Men, There are 3,992,233,117 women in the world. Trust me, She is replaceable. Don't hang on a woman who doesn't like you. Be your own anchor. YOU ARE A MAN #MasculinitySaturday

Always stick to what makes you weird, odd, strange, different. That is your source of power. — Robert Greene. #FoodFriday

Lad has an exam this morning and his father drank the money he was supposed to use as fare, so he's just using the advice given on here yesterday

😅😅broo

"You cannot see your reflection in boiling water. Similarly, you cannot see the truth in a state of anger. When the waters calm, clarity comes."

Countries have decided to keep their allies closer coz that deranged man has been on some madness for a minute.

when Machiavelli said: “I turn cruel when I am empty, If I cannot be loved, I must be feared.”

Some men are just here on earth to serve as lessons for other men to learn from.