Esteban Vanney

IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA’S 175TH ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER! IT WILL FEATURE A HANDSOME, HIGH-QUALITY PHOTO OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT’S THE BEST LICENSE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. THIS IS ABOUT CELEBRATING OUR BEAUTIFUL STATE (IT IS NOT ABOUT ME, DESPITE THE VERY HANDSOME PHOTO!). ENJOY! — GOVERNOR GCN

STATEMENT FROM VANCOUVER MAYOR KEN SIM: The Whitecaps have been Vancouver’s club since 1974. Many things have changed throughout the years: the players, the logos, the kits, and the stadiums, just to name a few. The one thing that has never changed is Vancouver’s love of this team. The Whitecaps are one of the top teams in the MLS, they were the runners up in last year’s championship, and they sit in the top ten of league attendance at an average of 24,000+ per game. While we understand that professional sports is a complex business, it would be a mistake for any team to leave a market with such a longstanding history and ready-made fanbase. The City of Vancouver has done its part to create a path forward for the team’s future here by offering prime space at Hastings Park for the Whitecaps to construct a new stadium and entertainment district. Now, we face the difficult part. BC Place is owned and operated by the Provincial Government. In fact, it’s the only stadium owned and operated by a government found anywhere in the MLS. In order for the team to stay in Vancouver, the Whitecaps and Province must sign a bridge deal that will allow BC Place to become viable in the near term while a new stadium can be designed and built. That's why today, we are calling on the team’s ownership to publicly and clearly articulate what they need to stay here in Vancouver, and we are calling on the Provincial Government to come to the table and make that a reality. To all Vancouver Whitecaps fans, to the @Southsiders, and to all of the supporter groups, we need you to keep the fight going. We need you to stay strong, and we need you to stay loud. Losing the Whitecaps is not an option. #SAVETHECAPS

If the Secret Service can’t properly secure a building IN DC, then the problem isn’t the building.

did they find the shell casings with antifa scratched into them yet?

Birth rates in the US are falling because men won’t give up their careers to be stay at home dads. Women graduate college at higher rates, women are outperforming men in the workplace. Men are avoiding their biological purpose of watching over kids while women hunt and gather.

Very nice, thank you

@UncleDishwasher Galaxy pods are better when we're trash. A silver lining.

I now genuinely get more excited for new Squadcast episodes than I do to watch actual Galaxy games.

“The problem with socialism is you eventually run out of other peoples money.” Sweetie we’re $38 trillion in debt under capitalism

Is the USMNT good? No. But are the players likable? Also no. But do they at least seem like they care? Also no! But the tickets are 2,000 dollars and the head coach will yell at you if you don’t buy them

"nobody wants to work anymore" imagine explaining a 5 round interview process to boomers

@LAGalaxy @AppleTV How many we losing by today?

Matchday in the Pegasus City 🐎 Watch #DALvLA on @appletv: apple.co/4sCtBzW | Presented by Intermex

FIFA is charging fans up to $10,000 for a single ticket to the final. They’re charging over $200 for “premium” parking at the American Dream Mall – while eliminating parking at MetLife Stadium. They’re set to make $11 billion off of the World Cup overall. But New Jerseyans should foot a $48 million bill for transportation costs? Not happening.

If Vanney is on the plane to Texas this weekend, then Dan Beckerman and AEG learned absolutely nothing from the Klein boycott.

#ThankYouVanney?

Conservative Christians desperately want the church involved in politics until it's the Catholic church calling out their violent wars.

🇨🇳Chinese EVs in the U.S.🇺🇸? “Devastating.” 🇺🇸Tesla in China🇨🇳? Fully welcomed, 100% owned factory and open competition. Free markets, until the competition gets too good.🤔 Capitalism when comfortable?😅

@LAGalaxy @TheChampions Play so bad you sent the whole stadium to the afterlife.

Esta noche se pelea ⚔️ Watch our @TheChampions match vs. Toluca on FS1 and TUDN

Decent day today but I know what's coming later tonight. #VanneyOutWhen?

You want a checkmark? Pay for twitter. You want status? Put your name on a blimp.

A wise man once said, "Open the strait or I will covfefe". Thank you for your attention to this matter.