Liam

8 year old me being so amazed standing in front of Frank fucking Lampard that I forgot to actually turn around for the photo

@sr1883 Was a serious contrast of emotions

@_LiamWaiton Can’t lie I didn’t check the price and that news has given me horrible beer fear

I got excited by the Super Bock too until I was charged £7 for it

The Arsenal ©️

44 - Roy Hodgson today won his first game as Bristol City boss in 44 years and 35 days, since a 3-1 win over Preston in February 1982. Overdue.

@nxcare please reply to my DM regarding my ticket

‘People think I ran off with my daughter’s best mate. It is nonsense.’ At home with Richard Keys and his wife Lucie. Quite the interview, all told telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@nik0_mcr Jealous you’re not the only lizard in the pub tonight?

Kid in the pub has a live chameleon in his rucksack

Glad Gunna kept that 5k nonsense away from Manchester. I would’ve smoked him anyway 👍

don’t let anyone shame you for being a nostalgist. we fell off hard

Another European pot for Thiago Silva please

@vanzuylen11 @ConMarbleHalls @steyarwood10 I can’t take it anymore bro. LinkedInn Liam 😭

@ConMarbleHalls @steyarwood10 @_LiamWaiton your gaffa is classsssss 😂😂

Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em

I don’t think I will?

Hazard did some madness wearing the 17

Reece James signs a new Chelsea contract until 2032. 💙

Chelsea 5-2 L vs Spurs 5-2 L

Louis Theroux’s next documentary should be on set-piece coaches

Tottenham 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Peep show

Igor Tudor’s tough guy act at Spurs isn’t impressing anyone - least of all the players. Either he’s got to change or he should be changed. Spurs could follow Celtic’s example & put a ‘grandad’ coach in. It’s got to be Glenn Hoddle.