Marcus Allen

April fools day is cancelled this year because every day is a fucking joke

We're either at work or on our way to work Or on our way home from work Or sleeping for work Or getting ready for work Or thinking about work

This is the wrong time to be begging at the gas station, get out my face please 😂

@Fullcourtpass @MavsMuse That was the right play. Why force a bad shot vs hitting the open man, mind you in the final four loss he forced a bad shot because he had to with 2 people open.

Cooper Flagg passed the game winning shot to Naji Marshall and was confident he would hit the shot “TAKE ME HOME” (h/t @MavsMuse)

@CraftIntact @chaseposts @noregretvet_

@chaseposts @noregretvet_ They're still there now bc she refuses to get out.

She thinks she's living in GTA

my main problem is i always think i can get ready for work in 15 minutes when i have repeatedly proven that i can not

@Jarhead3534 @ragedcan @Rob_Shenanigans Pujols has been hitting over hand pitching for what 40years? lol give him a month with underhand and dude will be hitting nukes

@ragedcan @Rob_Shenanigans Albert Pujols struck out facing a softball pitcher 😂

The rubber in MLB is 60.5 feet to the plate. The rubber to the mound in women's softball is 43.0 feet. This pitcher throwing 79.4 MPH to the hitter is the equivalent of a MLB hitter facing a 112 MPH fastball.

falling out of love is one thing but slowly realizing your friend isn't a good person/not in alignment with you and needs to be let go is a pain that isn't talked about enough

@GinoHard_ Why isn’t there a 3-5 second timer to get the shot off or it doesn’t count? The goalie is at a terrible disadvantage. Same in soccer with the penalty taker shuffling multiple steps and faking a shot before taking it.

Now the question is whether that should have counted... Dustin Wolf was wondering the same thing 😅

ARTEMI PANARIN LOBS THE PUCK OVER DUSTIN WOLF IN THE SHOOTOUT WHAT A GOAL 😵🤯

@WolvesInVI Hell no he had opportunities with the Magic and was shut down defensively which is bad considering the state of defense in the past 6 years

aight man you're telling me NONE OF THIS can translate???

@Ravencrowxx @bamagirl_4_eva Cause you’ll lose have of any of the other choices outside of 2 & 8 🤣

@bamagirl_4_eva Damn why is so many of y'all not even saying 10 😭

Which 3 are you picking?

Devenir un homme: - Réaliser que vous ne deviendrez pas pro dans votre sport préféré - Ton meilleur ami s'éloigne - Essayer de changer une fêtarde - Voir ta mère pleurer - Voir ton père commencer à ralentir - Un groupe d'amis d'enfance s'effondre - Quand les jeux vidéo ne sont plus amusants

The air traffic controller cleared the fire truck onto the runway. Seconds later, the same controller screamed “stop, stop, stop.” The plane was doing 93 to 105 mph. Both pilots are dead. Everyone will frame this as controller error. One controller was simultaneously managing a United flight that aborted takeoff after an anti-ice warning, dispatching a fire truck across an active runway, and sequencing an inbound Air Canada landing at highway speed. At 11:40 PM. On a mandatory overtime shift at a facility that has been understaffed for years. A system that assigns one person that workload will produce exactly this outcome. The only variable is when. The FAA is short approximately 3,000 controllers. The headcount dropped 13% from 2010 to 2024 while flight volume rose 10%. Over 40% of the FAA’s 290 terminal facilities are understaffed. The New York TRACON, which manages the most congested airspace in America across LaGuardia, JFK, and Newark, has been chronically below target. Newark was operating at 59% of its staffing goal. LaGuardia handles 900 flights a day. The hiring pipeline is broken at every stage. Only 2% of applicants complete the full process. Training takes up to 6 years. The FAA Academy in Oklahoma City is a bottleneck, with roughly 35% of trainees washing out. Congress blocked legislation to build a second academy. In one recent hiring cycle, the FAA brought on 1,512 candidates and lost 1,300 in the same window. Net gain: around 160 controllers for an entire country. Three things need to happen and everyone who can make them happen has known for years. Congress needs to fund and authorize a second FAA training academy. One facility in Oklahoma City cannot produce enough controllers for 900 million annual passengers. Members of Congress from Oklahoma have actively blocked this. That needs to end yesterday. The FAA needs to cut certification time. Six years from application to fully certified controller is absurd. The agency’s own data shows tower simulators reduce certification time by 27%. They’ve installed them at 95 facilities. That should be every facility, and the simulated hours should count toward more of the certification requirement. The FAA needs to stop plugging staffing gaps with mandatory overtime. Controllers at understaffed facilities are working six-day weeks rotating between morning, mid, and night shifts. The NTSB has flagged fatigue repeatedly. The controller last night was managing overlapping emergencies during a nighttime operation. Overtime is not a staffing plan. It’s a countdown to the next runway collision. The controller said “I messed up” to a Frontier pilot who watched the whole thing. The pilot responded “No man, you did the best you could.” One of them is right. The answer determines whether this happens again.

@BleacherReport what were his finals stats/contributions ? Let’s be honest they don’t win a 7,5 or 3 game series vs that Memphis team lol DRose wouldve came back with a gentleman’s sweep.

Mario Chalmers says winning the NBA Finals was easier than winning the NCAA Tournament 👀 Chalmers is a 2x NBA Champion with the Miami Heat and won the 2008 National Championship with the Kansas Jayhawks 🔥

@luxemiaa This scene from the Irishman can give you a sense of why? Now would you do it? No but can you? Absolutely. youtu.be/0qGHiHHTkpA?si…

My uber driver told me NOT to sit behind me. Me: So where you would like me to sit? Uber: Sit behind the passenger seat. Me: Why, what’s the difference? Uber: I don’t like people sitting directly behind me Me: Ok, but why? (Because now I’m curious and confused) Uber: I don’t like when people are behind me, it makes me uncomfortable Me: Uhhh, ok sir. *looks at him in confusion the whole ride because he chose to do a job where people sit “behind him” 90% of the time*

@SleeperCFB If the secondary would’ve been healthy the defensive line would’ve been able to really put pressure on the offense. The targeting suspension really did help Indiana as well.

Miami's defensive line's explosiveness makes we wonder how good Indiana's offensive line is 😳

@arunb2_7 @CanesFootball Can’t lie I’d be pissed if I saw Bauman catching passes and blocking during this pro day.

@CanesFootball This is the last thing I wanted to see. This fool who couldn’t make a kick the entire playoffs getting videos bout him. Only thing that could top this is Bauman on here

64 yarder from Carter Davis! 🙌🔥

@canes_muse @CanesHoops @CanesInSight Jai will have Miami back in the final four in no time at this rate. Henderson is a stud once his confidence catches up to his talent watch out!

What an unbelievable season. Thank you, @CanesHoops ❤️

@WillWill483985 @canes_muse @CanesHoops @CanesInSight Utah keep catching strays while at home 😵‍💫

@canes_muse @CanesHoops @CanesInSight