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@Xking332 Your an optometrist fellow

Soon there won’t be food. There won’t be fuel. Stocks will go to zero. Most metals will go to zero. Everything you thought was safe gets wiped out. Bitcoin will survive. The middle class will be crushed. People won’t even be able to afford to eat. They will be hungry for weeks. Companies will go bankrupt. Jobs will disappear. And when people get desperate, crime will go up. There will be murders and robberies. And the system will normalize them. Governments will convince you it's ok. This is the collapse phase. We’re heading straight into one of the darkest periods of humanity. The only way out is the war has to end before it's too late.

@NatashaNUFC Spain is notorious for bogs not having bog roll

Genuinely criminal that the lasses’ toilets in the Camp Nou had no toilet roll (not even ran out, just no fucking place for it) and no sanitary bins. The fucking Nou Camp for fuck’s sake.

@NUFCLC Wish they were though

At least the cunts at the box office won’t be taking £65 off me tomorrow morning on the sly now. #NUFC

@TaylorMod @ofah_podcast @DelBoy_ofah Nah To Hull & Back

The Jolly Boys' Outing Hands down the best episode of only fools Lost count how many times I’ve seen this and it still makes me laugh

@TheFigen_ They used to have a door too

Does anyone know why mice stopped making their homes like that?

Flahertys Irish Bar, Gothic quarter Barcelona. NUFC game live tomorrow.

@silverhills64 @Denise5763 Where's all the scaffolding and tarpaulin at

Tyne Bridge lit up for #StPatricksDay 💚

@itsmr_jp @nufctrust @NUFC Try and swap them. Top one Adult, bottom one PA

Trying to renew my season ticket, website won’t let me and I’m getting this error message. Called the box office and they’ve closed early. Again. And tomorrow is the deadline to renew. Help! @nufctrust @NUFC

@Ted246_ Aye I did £8 for pint at NCL airport and £6 pint at LHR

Leg 2 - LGW - BCN £6 Spoons pint. Cheaper than Tilleys Bar in Toon anyway

@sam_da_vinci @bertiesshirts Was in here Saturday, some good stuff

Interrupting my 10k to see the incredible @bertiesshirts

@KevinLondon17 @TvDidYouSee Jones

@TvDidYouSee I recently read Waterman's autobiography,looking back he wished they'd stopped after series 3! The Webster era was ok but the police were awful! Not a patch on Chisholm and Rycott!

#OnThisDay 16 March 1992 HOW THE CREW OF TV'S MINDER GREETED TERRY'S DEPARTURE - Sighs of relief could be heard on the set of Minder the day Terry McCann turned his back on Arfur Daley . . . Chirpy cockney #GaryWebster, 15 years younger than Dennis Waterman and with more hair...

@AdamP1242 I was there 2 weeks ago. La Rambla is pretty safe if you keep your wits about you.

Newcastle United fan travel guide vlog in Barcelona Fan zone area actually has the highest pick pocketing crime rate in the world 🤯⚠️ #NUFC youtu.be/UlgLvPg6cJY?si…

The first goalless draw between Nottingham Forest and Fulham this century! 😮

@NorthernJam Enjoy

Landed and on the way #Barca #nufc

@jac61941964 Best Pizza slice in town 🍕

The historic Grainger Market, Newcastle. #Newcastle #GraingerMarket

@NUSCuk Great day

One year since thousands of Geordies took over Covent Garden #NUFC

Newcastle United fans will now start to make their journey across to Barcelona ahead of the Champions League this week Expected 10,000+ Newcastle fans supporting the team over in Spain with over 3000 supporters in the Nou Camp 🇪🇸 Safe travels across ✈️ 👋 #NUFC

@Classicbritcom Was in a great episode of Minder along side Toya Wilcox

Tony Osoba is 79 today, Happy Birthday Tony 🎁🎂

@penman_stewart @YouTube Upcoming formalities Stew 👌

#NUFC Matters The Professionals youtube.com/live/4_-JE-2Oc… via @YouTube join us as we review the victory against the ball worship sect, also we discuss the forthcoming humdingers v Barcelona and the mackems* Live at 10am⚫️⚪️ *the only time they will ever be in the same sentence

@Chelsearory No history at all, cup side until the dodgy money rolled in

Chelsea are a disgrace. This ridiculously-named ‘project’ has failed on every conceivable level. Run by incompetent, arrogant morons, they have eviscerated the country’s most successful football set-up this century in just a few years. They openly mock our club’s fans, history, culture and are dead set on erasing all of that. BlueCo are the worst thing to ever happen to Chelsea and anyone associated with them or supporting them should be ashamed.