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Wake Me Up - Avicii (2013)

I'd love to know what @LawSocietyofKe has to say about that video...

@rashfordargento Haha, and Guess who is in the video? An African? Indian? Nope a white bitch

Lo EPICO que tiene que ser esto si sos africano, hindú o retrasado mental

Some of you actually need to think deeper than you already are. The way I was brought up, I don’t need you to cook and clean for me, i don’t even demand it. I was raised to do those by myself, it’s a necessity. Secondly, I’m not sex deprived and I can never be, so what exactly do you bring to the table that will make me want to put a ring on your finger? Companionship? Lmao 😂 Yall really think cooking and cleaning for a man or having sex with him is the ultimate value?? If you think like this as a woman, you’re a fool. A very big one at that! Why? Because everything here can be paid for. Some of you need to get down from your high horse.

@tekinsaeko How do you feel about invited visitors and uninvited ones?

Some comments here are so stupid honestly 💀😂 Do you know that our biggest foreign exchange earnings is from foreign remittances from our people who live abroad? Do you think all of them are legally in those countries? Your own economy depends on illegal migration 😂😂😂

My red flag is that if you don't talk to me, I won't talk to you either. But not because I don't want to talk to you, but because I think if you don't want to talk to me, I should give you space so I don't bother you

@N_Kinyanjui @coolkid__8 Kitambo hukuwa unakula.mandizi na njugu before wakuje?

@_Marklevis @coolkid__8 Ni nini wamechukua yako? Utatuuzia mandizi na njugu?

Soon this will happen in Kenya

@njanja_dennis Unajua si kila mtu aneza kuwa tiktoker, sio?

No lie detected. Hapa nayo umesema ukweli. Hii Nairobi inataka ujanja, yaani ukuwe sharp sharp na madeals hapa kule. Just see how people are selling stuffs on TikTok lives and making money na kuna msee mwingine kazi yake ni kuapply kazi kila siku na jobs zenyewe hakuna. After a few months, those two people can never be the same. Huyo wa kuuza vitu TikTok ata create a fan base impee sales afungue shop tao. Huyu mwingine ataishi online kusema Ruto Must Go juu hana kazi. It's time you wake up to reality and smell the coffee that not everyone will be employed in corporate. Be smart and see what you can sell to people online. Ingia Kamunji on weekends, nunua vitu in wholesale, bargain bei kabisaa, then come and sell online. Do a legit business without scamming people and within months you will have a massive following with return customers. Endelea hivo mpaka ukuwe msee anaendea mali ya kuuza huko China. Hii Nairobi inataka tu ujanja kiasi na favor ya God. But 8-4-4 has blinded us to think that having a 30k corporate job is the only way you can be successful. Acha upuzi nanii, drop that mentality and hustle like a form 4 dropout. Kama sio hivo rudi ocha ukalime coz you have no business staying in Nairobi. You're too slow for this city life. Vijanaa, tuchangamke bana na sio eti nini coz no one is coming to save your broke ass, absolutely no one.

@faithsszn @justtemi__ You're so stupid for that btw!

Made this post yesterday, woke up and saw my picture was used as “Face of rape” 💔 I won’t lie, it hurt. I’m human. But let me say this; I’m someone building from the ground up, putting in the work to apply skincare every day so I can glow, create, and become someone better. 15k people follow my journey for a reason. If chasing my glow with everything I have is what you call “rape” then I’ll wear that title till a handsome face changes the narrative. We all start somewhere. Respect people’s looks.💙🙌

Visa fees should be after visas have been approved, or at least refund the payment upon rejection. It's only right. If you don't want someone in your country, DON'T TAKE THEIR MONEY.

@PSGINT_ PSG is the new loudest kid around the block relax!

🚨The BIGGEST Clubs in the world according to sports illustrated PSG IN 10TH??????? What do yall think of this list?

commuting an hour to work just to use a laptop that was already at home

Nimesema salary expectations, panel wakaanza kucheka. 😂Swali bado moja!

Safaricom: "New app!" Kenyans: "I didn't ask for this." S: "It's a free update!" K: "I can't log in." S: "Needs your sim, just the first time 😄" K: "This is the 4th time 😡" S: "Just buy bundles 😘" K: "What if I'm abroad? It's expensive 😡" S: "It's for security! Mwa-est 😘😘"

@kipk0r "Uwanja ni kali lakini....""

Beauty

@zeusblxckthe1st And mind yoh that's 2 set up

We definitely have to respect content creators cause this is a full time job😭

@WelBeast Nope you won't

I’ll take a point 😭😭

@sasuke_aoi_ Man😂😂😂

when you’re just ashing and the homies think unajaribu kupass joint… tulia bois.

@Adikastakes It's okay if you aired your opinions without shouting mate, we'd still hear you

Give Bruno Fernandes the Premier League Player of the Season award right now, he deserves it. 18 assists with 5 games to go is not a joke!