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Larry Needlemeyer
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Larry Needlemeyer
@_NeedleMeyer
"I get up I shower I work all day I go home I go to sleep!" (NOT AFFILIATED WITH TAWOG/TWWOG) #parodytwt ((admin is 19)) ((DRIVE IN HEAVY WIP))
Beigetreten Şubat 2026
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((i need to find more open int....,, all ive been doing is delivering pizzas
English
Two large pepperoni pizzas.. That'll be $40, would you like any drinks or sides with that?
Goofy@AhHyuck1932
Hiya, sir! I'd like to order two large pepperoni pizzas, please! My pals and I're really hungry..
English
A-Actually sir.. we ran out of fried chicken earlier, apologies to your co-worker.
Though we..origuessjustme.. can do your order. That'll be $26.
Do you want to order anything else?
Builderman@Mechyw1muz
I'd like two buckets of fried chicken for my co-worker, and one meat lovers' pizza and a soda for myself
English
Apologies for keeping you on hold sir.. *ahem*
Yes, just like any other pizzeria we do have cheese pizza. Will that be small, medium or large?
Oz@OzTheFearGuy
Do you offer cheese pizza? I’m not in the mood for anything too crazy today. And a soda would be nice too please.
English
Mhmm.. Would you like any drinks or sides with that or will that be all, ma'am?
𝕂𝕒𝕞𝕒𝕝𝕒 𝕂𝕙𝕒𝕟@MsM4rv3ll
“Can I get a pineapple?”
English
Sir if you want one pizza then can you atleast give me a topping to work with?!
..sigh.. What's the joke?
🃏 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐄𝐂𝐄𝐈𝐓!!~ 🎭✨@MESSIAHOFDECEIT
I would like one pizza!~ Location is at Earthbread - Beast Yeast - Spire of Deceit~ Now, while we are still on the phone.... Can I ask you a little joke?~
English
Pepperoni pizza, hold the cheese but only a bit of cheese.. small amount o–
...That'll be $30. Do you want any drinks or sides with that order?..
Kevin Jr@ilikecollection
@_NeedleMeyer Pepperoni pizza, hold the cheese, only put a bit of cheese, small amount of sauce, cook it til the crust begins to brown slightly but no more, only 9 pepperonis, no more, no less.
English
Oh- uh.. Atleast that saves me time.
That'll be $34, your order will be ready in a short minute. I'll happily contact you when it's done and prepared for pick up!
Thank you for ordering from Fervidus Pizza, Sir!
POWERPLEX@PWR_PLEX
“ Is that right . . ? Well , get my order right and i just might make it worth your while . Let me get a large pepperoni pizza with stuffed crust , and a large drink . Don’t bother asking for an address , since your about to close i’ll fly in myself , just bring it outside . . ”
English
[ahem]
Pizza delivery sir!
Would you like to add a tip?
3/3
English
[30 minutes later..]
Whew.. I should really get some exercise before delivering another order like this..
(sigh)..if i tried to drag this pizza box any closer my legs might give out...
2/3
English
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I don't get paid enough for this.
1/3
Mag Agent: Torture@TheTorturedMag
"𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝟏𝟒𝟐 𝐍𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐬 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐝𝐚 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫, 𝐢 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐢 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐚 𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐨 𝐬𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭."
English
I'm trying.
It's just everytime I actually fix it, the Wattersons would somehow manage to break it even without laying any hands on it.
Now are you going to order or are you going to waste my time even more? I don't have all day.
𝓖𝓸𝓭 𝓸𝓯 𝓣𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻𝔂@Outcomemories
Oh then uhhhh You better get that fixed
English
.....
That'll be $363, sir.
Thank you for ordering from Fervidus pizza. Your order will be ready "shortly".
Commander Peepers!@C_P3epers
A-huh, Commander Peepers of the Hater Empire here. I would like to order four large pepperoni, three large sausage, four large cheese and 20 sodas with a side of 32 pieces of tater tots. Oh and may I add, one medium with pineapple. I'll arrive shortly to pick up the order!
English
Total will be $23.
Please reply with your address and phone number, your order will arrive soon.
Thank you for ordering from Fervidus Pizza.. and please just go to a graveyard if you want souls.
XENOPHANES@AG0DLYG4ZE
JUST A SODA...
English
...
No. It isn't.
𝓖𝓸𝓭 𝓸𝓯 𝓣𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻𝔂@Outcomemories
Hello Larry I wanna ask you... If your refrigerator is running
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