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Smell yer ma

I like a lot of songs but none as much Baby One More Time

@NUFCThreatLevel @Swin9 Let us all head to Sgt Peppers, perhaps one of us could fall on the ice

@__RG27 @Swin9 As brothers in Christ, don’t.

Fuck off @__RG27

Newcastle are fucking rubbish but chicken cottage can probably compete my order

@NatashaNUFC @livbrew Sorry to be the bearer of bad news

Selling one Qarabag ticket

@Swin9 Well I’m not the fourth best manager to have ever managed in Azerbaijan for no reason

@__RG27 And you win 52-0?

This feels similar to when on Football Manager my assistant manager, Fabian Schär, will suggest a fucking insane line up for a pre season game and I forget to change it back for the first game of the season

Three cheers for PSV’s dreadful, dreadful left back

Petition for the FA Cup and it’s insistence on extra time and penalties to be played in the summer starting immediately

#ISurvived the queue for a pint at Marseille away

C’est magnifique

Absolutely clownish behaviour from everyone involved this afternoon, at least they’ll play the Blaydon Races just before kick off against City though 🤪

That 20 minute Lewis Hall spell last night

Everyone to Rafferty’s to discuss that Dan Burn volley

@bensprattjourn @NUFCThreatLevel Put more effort into this than your Facebook post, pathetic honestly

Great to have a striker in the goals, but I don’t think anyone’s expecting Woltemade to get 27, so they needed to start sharing them around… Osula ⚽️⚽️⚽️🅰️ Woltemade ⚽️⚽️⚽️ Gordon ⚽️⚽️⚽️ Bruno ⚽️🅰️🅰️ Joelinton ⚽️⚽️ Barnes ⚽️🅰️ Murphy 🅰️🅰️ Tonali 🅰️🅰️ Livramento 🅰️

This might be all my fault cause before the cup final I made a deal with God that if we win we can lose every game forever in the most cruel fashion possible, sorry everyone

Gunna need them to start fucking blamming it henceforth like cause that Rashford goal has unfortunately beaten every Schär raker I’ve seen scored from the angle of the corner