niña🦋

When I am not sleeping or eating, I create beautiful looks like these🙂‍↔️ So Yh, send a Dm to book a glam session today 🫵🏾

@iamurbanaira “As a man” without a vagina by the way

“ The vagina is self cleansing “ I refuse to believe this as a man - how is it self cleansing and some yall still be smelling like rotten fish down there

@groot_________4 Nausea and very sharp sense of smell that can pick up the slightest things that smells off

You people have had period cycles WITHOUT experiencing nausea??????

@WizZobo @PreciousJudge5 Standard unit ni

@PreciousJudge5 some big breast still stand tho

How do you expect big breasts to stand??

@JoroJrn Nobody o abeg🤧 I need to be mentally prepared for an extra individual in my space

Who is allowed to show up to your house unannounced?

@OneJoblessBoy @Iam_mc_harry Governors dey talk, this one sef collect mic LMAO!

"My state has become a near El Dorado and everybody can testify to that..." - Ogun State Governor, Prince Dapo Abiodun.

@menyaaaaaaaaaaa Some people use tomato paste

There are people who use fresh tomatoes to cook egusi soup.

@KhananiShingan1 What hubby?

Your hubby impregnates a side, she dies during birth and the child survives, would you take n raise that child with your hubby?

In 2004, serial rapist Akku Yadav terrorized a slum in India for over a decade, raping dozens of women, murdering at least 3 people, and walking free every time thanks to police corruption. On August 13, while appearing for a bail hearing, around 200 women (many his victims) stormed Nagpur District Court armed with kitchen knives, stones & chili powder. They threw chili in his eyes, stabbed him over 70 times, hacked off his penis with a vegetable knife, and left him dead on the courtroom floor.

@heymurvlana @superjanded “Salary very competitive”💀

nigerians love paying people 150k

@egi_nupe For someone to be able to “afford” sth, it has has to be available innit?

I think the real question is: Can you afford to experience 24hours light for 1 week?

@FolasadeOlukoju And fvcking painful 🤧

“>>>>” Gfb. Heavy and annoying asl

@I_am__badru @Okharriss As if passport is 5k Mtchwwwwww!

Omg, how come I didn’t think of this idea…. So I can actually leave this country instead of complaining 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

@FolasadeOlukoju That makes sense then

@_abekeee I think just 1. We relocated when I was in Primary 2 but I resumed to Primary 3 because I passed their exams. Finished at Primary 5

That girl is a liar. But it’s possible to be 12 in SS2 sirs and mas

@FolasadeOlukoju Wow fr…how many classes did you skip?

@_abekeee I don’t know about her and if she’s lying. But yeah, that’s the age I entered secondary school

@_belikebaddy @horlat_ Ninu oru buruku yi?

Why can’t we dress like this in Nigeria ??

Petite women age so beautifully 🥹🥹😩

@Efikplate @Phatbabeluuu He said this??😂😂😭😭😭 Please how does one carefully use appliances?

@Phatbabeluuu Someone that looked at the masses and said it’s our careless use of appliances and AC usage that got us here???

lol adelabu said the light issue is beyond his control, there are things that people will say to their citizens and you just know they don’t respect you at all.

@sledge_baba Yinmu

The unreasonable "Burn it all to the ground" approach to all situations from this gender is something I find quite amusing. Some of us are level headed enough to see that there are other ways to handle a situation than razing the roof. If I get direct with you, that's because I still care and I want to hear a reason that'd convince me to stay but deciding to stay away is because I have perceived you as a dangerous person already and the friendship is not worth saving. Also, you want me to go in all gun-blazing with someone I had just invested my life savings with? E good now It's not cowardice, it's being smart and understanding life.

At this point, isn’t there supposed to be like an explanation on why light has suddenly become this terrible? Like wtf is actually happening????? Did national grid fall, did something steal wire, did something spoil??? WHAT THE FVCK IS GOING ON????!!!