alanah

long distance friendship means our conversation about where we’d be in the human centipede line up spans 3 days

@godshapedhole_ U already are ??

i just know i’m gonna be one of those old broads w the fun scarves and cooky glasses

I hate smoking weed with paranoid bitches what do you mean the Volturi are coming

ugh no one talks about how hard it is to be a fucking loser

Send foot pics @godshapedhole_

(Yes I have ONLY been binging jersey shore and family vacation for the last month and I am almost at full guido status)

My biggest regret in life is not watching jersey shore while it aired.. The culture, the vibes, the DRAMA this show had is incredible

@godshapedhole_ Fr that played in my head when I read your tweet HAHAHAHA

@_allamaa Alexa, play My Life Would Suck Without You (Glee Cast Version)

Damn packin up all ur shit really sux , moving on rlly sux, and life without @godshapedhole_ rlly rlly sux!!

@_allamaa BRO MY LIFE SUCKS WIRHOUT YOU

@karleysquidward @godshapedhole_ Welcome to my life!!!

@_allamaa @godshapedhole_ this made me extremely sad wtf

Truly nothing worse than seeing a candid photo of yourself …… 😵‍💫

girls be like im fighting my demons and the demons is them trying to talk about how they feel without crying

“Wow i love utilizing brussel sprouts in new ways !” welcome to ur mid twenties @godshapedhole_ 🫶

@sagerobynyo This was the first CD I bought with my own money, she was and still is an icon !!!

The only Christmas album I need

Babe wake up, Microsoft teams FINALLY added the full range of emoji reacts !!!!!!

happy ten years to an icon