Cass

i feel artistically fulfilled playing chess i feel connected to the pursuit of good ideas with the opportunity to create beautiful things i’m not sure what i’d do without it

goosie :)

4 burgers. #notenough #yum

Common Grackle showing off its colorful feathers after a quick dip in the Reservoir @CentralParkNYC this afternoon #birdcpp #birding #birdwatching

@w0a0i0f literally The Thinking Man's Vacation

why does everyone wanna go to japan let’s go to

@goskiz0 yeah like it's fine

Chocolate is good but I don’t see a reason to be obsessed with it

@importancatpete smoked oysters are so fucking good

Smoked oysters from the can, salmon, fish sticks, seafood rice from the grocery store hot bar. Never was this much of a fish head before

I’m incorporating more seafood into my diet

the manga carta

PEAK COMEDY: relentless repetition, props and visual gags, vague absurd concepts, hyperbole PRETTY FUNNY: insightful self-demonization, taking dumb shit seriously, novel social commentary COULD BE FUNNY: tropes, predictability play ALMOST NEVER FUNNY: wordplay, cleverness

@bubbgagump NOOOOO

so… HP actually came in clutch giving me a cold so I couldn’t act a damn fool on u New York heaux 🤓☝️

@importancatpete chica mob

If my children ever go against what I say I will make them defend their position with facts and logic

@beefytopdog #protection

i was marked safe from st patrick's day by accidentally falling asleep while everyone texted me with the moves

@mongo_lassi LOL

@_casscore us

tanisha had to explain to me what chatgpt even is i didn't know if it was like an app or what

@cuntinbrooklyn happy birthday and yes please hit him

Boyfriend fell asleep and didn’t wish me a happy birthday should I hit him

@picardie_aurora @hastifliche i literally have never noticed this either

@hastifliche you need to keep bringing this one up so we can study the text. just noticed the virtuosity of “mr. milson,” a normal-name sounding-name but i have never met or heard of one

This was it: the first day of junior high. I burst into Mr. Milson's math class like fragments of semi-molten copper piercing the exterior of a humvee outside the Green Zone and shredding the US diplomatic personnel within. It was going to be a great year.

tip: you will be boiled shortly

i wish i invented hot honey