Richard Danks

@RobDrummond Children complaining of boredom in the West Midlands would be told be their frustrated parents to “Go and tickle a brick”

Let’s have a thread of favourite sayings/phrases. Any dialect, any language, any age. Just tell us what it means. One of mine: “It’s dark over Albert’s Mother’s.” Referring to gloomy/bad weather in the distance. Heard it in NW UK. Apparently often “Bill’s mother’s” elsewhere.

BREAKING: Agency's Senior Planner Has It Down To About 3 Or 4 Existing Strategic Presentations She Can Use For Any Given Pitch

"You're the first guest speaker we've had swear that much". Whoops.

BREAKING: Every Brand In The World Now Focusing Only On Millennials

It's Fred, Fred as in Bread.

@annammmrhodes @kanyewest @Raven__Smith LOL. Kanye is clearly more visionary than us.

@fedelodo so good!

This time can you look like you don't actively hate the product? OK just, like, hold it there, I guess....

Bit late?

@BBCRadio4 @BBCiPlayer why is The Bed-Sitting Room not available on #iPlayer Radio app?

Lol

"You are Beyoncé for your bagel". Yes I am. Yes I am. @tosseduk

Obvs twitter.com/affinio/status…

In a parallel universe Black Friday was just a script for @charltonbrooker 's Black Mirror that didn't make it through to production

BREAKING: Study Finds Consumers Not Really Looking To Get Into Any More Emotional Relationships With Brands At The Moment

BREAKING: Consumers Anxiously Awaiting To See How New TV Campaign Seamlessly Translates Into In-Store Experience

The woman accused of smuggling a dolphin (she didn't do it on porpoise) bbc.in/1Mmu5l8 #R4in4

Cross-agency briefings are basically like being in The Hunger Games.

Hollywood fun fact: actresses over 35 are fed to the MGM lion