George👾

I just deployed my first smart Contract today!! Thanks to @PatrickAlphaC and @CyfrinUpdraft for making this possible for me.

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right? Nigerian: Yes. American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it? Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue. American: Oh. What did he say? Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book American: ...The law of love? Nigerian: I guess American: Okay. Did you send the military after them? Nigerian: Hmm... at times. American: What do you mean "at times"? Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel. American: Wait. They killed your soldiers? Nigerian: Yes. American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right? Nigerian: Mm... nah. American: What do you mean "nah"? Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love. American: Hold on. The prodigal son? Nigerian: Yes. American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson? Nigerian: Something like that. American: So you guys aren't doing anything? Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something. American: Okay. What are you doing? Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch. American: You're... rehabilitating them? Nigerian: Yes. American: Not prosecuting them? Nigerian: Not according to our president, no. American: WTF WTF WTF Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

me and my bro after scoring 20 goals and 11 assists and mum is waiting to give us our Ballon'dor😂

@EliManning We saw on TV 😂😂

Charlie told me there was a football game today, so we had to show up.

Immediately I left the gas station where I bought a kg of gas for N2500, I went back home straight, opened my locker, carried my PVC & dusted it. 2027 election is a matter of life and death. Tinubu must go oo!

@flykites1488 @ytspost Imagine bringing an article of 2010 for an argument in 2026

@ytspost No one is envious of your sheboon genital warts

They are so envious and evil

@MadridXtra There's a special place in hell for the people who were in charge of Chelsea's development that let Olise go

@GoldbergCFC God keeps coming through for him. Jehovah son💙💙

Debate him as a player all you’d like but from a personal perspective you gotta be happy for Trev and his call-up. A man of deep faith, who lost his mother before he made it big and declared, “I will make it for you mum... I promise.” Loved by all players & coaches. Top man.

Dreams do come true. 💙

My dad says he always sides with his wife because at least he knows she’s his. We, on the other hand, were just brought home from the hospital and introduced to him. 😂😂

The Haya people of Tanzania were producing carbon steel in the year 100 AD, nearly 1,900 years before the process was independently developed in Europe. Their furnaces reached 1,800 degrees Celsius using preheated forced-draft technology that European metallurgists did not achieve until the Industrial Revolution. When anthropologists arrived to study it in the 1970s, the knowledge only survived because a few elderly men still remembered it. Cheap European steel had already put the Haya out of business decades earlier. Africa did not need to be taught how to build. It needed to be left alone.

@OrwellNGoode Huh??

please reshare if this gets to your timeline 💔

🚨 OFFICIAL: Marc Cucurella joins Real Madrid on €55m plus €5m add-ons deal from Chelsea. Contract until June 2032. Exclusive news, confirmed.

Cucurella came out publicly and spoke against how Chelsea was being run. He spoke a lot of what us Chelsea fans were thinking. He went from being booed at the Bridge to being a fan favourite. He is in no way a snake Good luck in Madrid Marc.

I regret am gan walahi, nobody sabi me no lecturer bro, since we graduate just one coursemate don check in.

12 years ago, Robin van Persie took flight in the World Cup 😤 The Flying Dutchman 🇳🇱

Tinubu is killing Us slowly. In year 2015 Nigeria was top5 with the fatest growing GDP in the world. See how far we've fallen. An oil producing Nation can't even afford constant power supply. everyday it's a different story of how 210 trillion cannot be accounted for, We're tired

For Nigeria and Africa to move forward a lot of people need to die. When I mean "die", I mean face dire legal consequences. We cannot over emphasise the backwardness of Africans. As human we evolve but it seems for africans it's the opposite. You cannot rehabilitate Terrorists!!