Darren Fella 🜂 🇬🇧🇺🇦

@Lisa_83_ chow mein 🙄

Which is your favourite Chinese dish?

@Longtstanding someone will always hate no matter what you do , some people need to get a hobby

The reason I have a line of haters.

@Lisa_83_ is this africa's answer to Jason Bourne?

Oh Damn 😅

@julhat 😂

Oh someone has just posted on instagram a previous Twitter post of mine 😂form an orderly queue for autographs 😂😂🌷

@Clarabell045788 ginnel

Henhog

@ClammyWynette1 Pure Filth 😅

Biscoff latte!

@Clarabell045788 😳

TB to begin a Pisshead and making terrible choices 😝

Name the unit? I’m going with the ‘13th Mess Tin Repair Battalion’……….

Weird noises outside past few late nights. It’s like an eerie calm humming, it does sound louder at times, like an engine of some kind running? It sounds like it’s not near. Maybe from the sky? Idk. It goes on for a long time. I know this sounds nutty but it’s driving me crazy.

@Clarabell045788 jeez these are numpties

We’re doomed

@SuzieHasTwins 😳

Omg guys😭I just went to have a cup of coffee and my egg on toast then remembered I’m not allowed anything before my blood test and that’s not until TEN THIRTY. Devastated is not the word. More like A BROKEN WOMAN 😭😭

@Clarabell045788 😂

Please pray for my husband 🙏 Nothing is wrong with him he’s just married to me… and I’m a lot.

@submarine_lemon good point right there

@_evolution328 Look, Daz, if cats can have second breakfast then surely we can, too. 🤷‍♀️

so if i have frosties & a bacon sandwich that still counts as only 1 breakfast right~??

@bitzydimbo 😂

@RACHFEV_RIP1 🙄

Wide awake 💤💤💤

@TashP351 agree , cherry is the worst here

Cherry 🤮 cordial 🤮

@Radi0Fella 😂

@_evolution328 Smaug called—he’s jealous. Turns out hoarding gold isn’t as impressive as hoarding breakfast.

@Radi0Fella it's been decided as 1 , i no longer require residence in The Shire

@_evolution328 Frosties + bacon sandwich = 1 breakfast… if you convince the cereal it’s just the bacon’s wingman. Otherwise, two breakfasts and chaos.

@LoisAceLane 🤗

@_evolution328 Hey there!

Good morning fellas, have a great day & please support the Defenders 🙏

@DYSONlife4real because you are neither

My husband is annoyed with me Because I said I think I’m fat and ugly He’s annoyed hates that……