ellis

i think hudson should show nara smith his soaking short film

Shane, masturbating: What if Ilya was a serial killer and he was chasing me through the woods... Ilya famous fuckboy bisexual terminator Rozanov masturbating: Fuuuuck Shane in grandpa pyjamas with a night cap reading a boring book, ohmygod I'm gonna cummmm fuck #hollanov

THIGHHHHHHHHHH

#ilyarozanov: all them horses

the best way for macklin celebrini to end his generational run in boston would be going down the boston cop slide

producers: why cant we go in that room ilya: oh thats our sex dungeon (producers think ilya is joking, shane wants to die because he knows its the truth)

@hollernov yessss i love the block button

I need to start blocking more ppl istg

one Ilya is good. but two? even better #hollanov

why is this the most accurate description of hockey interviews i’ve ever read 😭

@OttawaCentaurs_ there’s a fic where it briefly describes as shane finding wiebe attractive and that’s become canon in my head so i am petitioning crave to make sidcros wiebe happen for me and shane hollander

@_hellis0 HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH wait.

Tim Horton's Best Mid-Tier Part-Time Employee:

i can’t stop putting rookie ilya rozanov in macklin celebrini situations

@troybarretts witch hat atelier is so good!!!

saw a banger of an edit for witch hat atelier idk what it is but where do i watch it and how do i start immediately

@OttawaCentaurs_ sidcros as wiebe

@wayoftheace__ the idea of sidney crosby being in season two of heated rivalry is simply a universe i cannot fathom. i need this to happen

@Chavalala24 no it still exists!

@_hellis0 Shut up, does gamefly still exist????? I'm gonna be real, I thought that died with the Netflix dvd delivery lol

I wish you could still rent games. I want to play Tomodachi Life and make my Hollanov fall in love, but I can't justify that money for a game I'll play for 2 weeks. 😭

@troybarretts obviously this was posted before i decided i have to fight you 😔

@_hellis0 🫣 🫣 muah muah

mmm love when fics have ilya calling shane wet like a girl

@troybarretts MUAH

@_hellis0 YAYAYYAYAYAYAYAAYYY ELLIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!

hey guys remember this

LET’S FUCKING GO!!!!