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@_henrychris
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Nigeria Beigetreten Kasım 2012
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One time, I was going through my Dad's phone.
He asked me to check something for him.
I saw my mum's name saved with her maiden name😭
I edited and resaved it as "MY LOVELY WIFE❤️💍"
I returned the phone like nothing had happened
Then, I went into their room. I asked my mum for her phone, and dialed my Dad's number.
It was ringing.
Then, I went to the sitting room where my Dad was, with my mum's phone in my hand, and on loud speaker.
He was confused😭😂😂
Then I said..
"Daddy, which one is sweeter?... how is your body doing you now? Don't you feel butterflies?"
"That's how I want to see my mum's number saved on your phone okay? You're not that old, be romantic for once."
My Dad didn't know whether to laugh or to cry
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sunny Elem@ElemSunny
Daughters and their dads… ehn! 😂 I’m beginning to suspect my daughter thinks she’s the one who married me. “Dad, you need a haircut.” “Dad, you wore those shoes two days ago.” “Dad, that tie doesn’t match.” “Dad, when last did you buy new clothes?” Meanwhile, my wife is just peacefully minding her business. 😄 At this rate, I’ll soon need my daughter’s approval before leaving the house. “Dad, turn around… you’re not going anywhere dressed like that, you are not in the 80s.” 😂 I used to think I was raising a daughter. Now I’m not so sure. I think I’ve accidentally raised my personal fashion inspector. ❤️
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@_henrychris @OurFavOnlineDoc That’s not what a sadist means though….
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ILI OBA, ANCIENT NRI KINGDOM
(Nri Culture-Oba title)
In Nri, a town in Anaocha LGA, Anambra State Nigeria, Oba is a ceremonial title conferred on prominent, and the very wealthy men of the town.
To obtain this title, the applicant must have been initiated into the prestigious 'Nze na Ọzọ' society (Chief).🪶
The financial requirements for the Oba is so enormous that not all Chiefs can afford it.
One significant attribute of this title is that it is purely ceremonial and not spiritually/culturally demanding in the activities of the kingdom.
Unlike the Oba, Nze na Ozo society is widely known and recognized across Igbo land (the conventional Chiefs). It is culturally demanding and has spiritual implications in Igbo land.
One could say the Oba title preserves 'Prestige'.
A look on the Media attached (Induction of a member) shows the beauty, elegance and quality it upholds.
Other titles in Nri Kingdom include;
•Nze na Ozo
•Otu Odu/Iyom (for women)
•Oba
and lastly, The revered Eze Nri (the King).
Do you confer Oba title in your town ?
What other title is unique to your town/village ?
@nneamaka_orji @Kene_Nnewi @IgboHistoFacts @iluigbo_ @IgboPerspective @AfamDeluxo

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Everyone have standards and boundaries.
If you feel a sting concerning my boundaries, it means you don't have one. And it's such a pitiable state you're in.
Don't drag me into your school of thought.
Every of my post receives maximum review and scrutiny before being posted.
If a woman lacks boundaries, y'all will cuss and fuss. If a woman has some, you try to shade her and throw snide comments.
If you don't like it, scroll past and move on.
I'm never going to apologise for enforcing boundaries and how I should be communicated with.
Don't insult my intelligence.
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@Confydens6 I can only laugh 😆😂 because i doesn't look too serious to me.
Anyways, that was a poor approach to attract attention of a teacher.
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I will engage your every post, every comment that I see on my time-line and you know what I don't care anymore if you do same for me or not, I've come to tell myself that I do it for me and not for you. When it reaches your turn, don't engage but be rest assured I will grow on this app and when that happens I won't need you because you're greedy.
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The Ministry of Education has now contacted the National Mathematical Centre to request that it submit all national Olympiad competitions it organizes.
They want to start sponsoring all of them to the international finals now.
They have started contacting schools already.
This was abandoned in 2019.
I hope they don’t politicize it.
Our children need to shine on global stages.
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