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@_jebist

❤️‍🔥 I have never said a single funny thing in my entire life

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“I’d really like to make smart-sounding jokes about Barrett’s jurisprudence, but I don’t really know much about it” That’s ok, just do what everyone else has been doing: Dust off the Sandra Day O’Connor stereotypes and act like Barrett is just her again
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Jerome Sneed Democrat@avrilbradley23·
TIL Petro Porshenko used to own a candy company.
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@VicctorianChad The W Bush Library looks like Italian Fascist modern architecture (not a criticism!)
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Trump and Obama commission the Ghastliest Slopitecture known to mankind. Meanwhile Bush chills in the corner rocking a British-Aristocratic-Tier Taste in Design.
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Number of Kantian scholars killed in Iranian air strikes suggests real reason for conflict is Trump’s strong dislike of Kant. Trump clearly regards US missiles as a direct refutation of Kant’s critique of pure reason and the distinction between phenomena and the thing-in-itself
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Kanye East@FuckedUpYogis

You killed the moderate (Kantian Philosopher) now you get the radical (PhD in Supply Chain Logistics)

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Chairman@LRH_Superfan·
What are we even doing anymore?
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eugyppius@eugyppius1·
Seriously, police will be on a deserted street at night and get into a shootout with nobody around but them and the suspect and screeching femaels will spawn from some parallel universe to run around and scream about it.
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Joshua Skootsky@Joshua_Skootsky·
@JoePostingg alright you can amend this to be "cancer patients" and then it will be very hard to find anyone who disagrees with you
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Joe@JoePostingg·
My most crank belief is that we should be putting old people on anabolic steroids. The QOL benefits of extra muscle would surely outstrip any negative health effects.
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lowkierkegaardeniuenly fearful and trembling
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Cryptofungus@Cryptofung·
Just saw a great set of tits Literally thought “honkermogged”
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John@alphajonni·
I love food
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Noah@decemberhunting·
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mega mega white thing@properdipwad·
he kept woodenly asking this girl if she had lip filler, she was like "no, I get my lips from my mom" then they cut to the mom
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Why did he do this.
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Pizza@number_pizza111·
Wandering through a strange and alienating building looking for a bathroom and the further I descend into the basements the worse the water pressure gets. I have no good explanation for how or why this is occurring.
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@unrealityshift 看我发现了什么!是臭狗!呜呜呜呜呜呜臭狗我的臭狗 (阴暗地爬行)(尖叫) (扭曲) (阴暗地爬行)(尖叫) (扭曲) (阴暗地爬行)(尖叫) (爬行) (扭动)(分裂) (阴暗地蠕动) (翻滚)(激烈地爬动) (扭曲) (痉挛) (嘶吼) (蠕动) (阴森地低吼)(爬行)(分裂)(走上岸)(扭动)(痉挛)(蠕动)(扭曲地行走)(不分对象攻击)
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fun haver🛸@troubled_guest·
@Trad_West_Art Mine is filled with Linda’s and completely devoid of dans unfortunately. Going on that app makes me want to kms
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@Empty_America @herschel0063574 The split is between overeducated urbanites, especially lawyers unsurprisingly, and "born again" type desperate-lived blue collar men. Ratio probably depends where you are.
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VB Knives@Empty_America·
@herschel0063574 The crypto-puritan or "Amish" thing is an even more highly online thing than just being a trad cath. If you go to large TLM parishes, most people are clearly educated urbanites who probably do go on vaction to Rome and drink good wine.
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VB Knives@Empty_America·
Trad Cath or whatever you want to call it is the MOST aesthetic, high openess, and libertine way of life that is actually demonstrated to support high fertility. You can have art, pretty clothes, go to Rome on vacation, drink wine, etc.
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