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hi I’m jooj ✨💫

@pizzahutuk the best pizza in the world I had to drive 40 mins but worth it

@ambeekambee Hello you ok 🤣🤣

Jon you are one thick bastard @_jooj___

Top 3 experiences of all time

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This card cost me 1950 British pounds! 8 years old me would be pleased

My news feed is just Clavicular looks maxing clips I didn’t even know about a rocket in space or Iran !!

Liking instagram reels is my favourite hobby

Mario kart in Japan 🇯🇵 ✅

I had a dream / nightmare last night that Tottenham got relegated and I lost my job because they can’t afford the wages. I woke up and was like I don’t even work for Tottenham 🤣🤣

Long as Greggs isn’t affected we’re all good

@gurmaaannn filming the Burj whilst the news telling me Dubai is being bombed was not on my 2026 bingo card

I tried to order a new car buts it’s sold out!! Some first world problems man …

My cortisol just spiked

i love the internet

This stranger things ending has been absolutely shit

I got first world problems…

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A week in Dubai ☀️🏖️

New iPhone 17 pro naked The last one lasted 7 months …

@zarahsultana Fk off

Today I voted against Nigel Farage’s bill to pull the UK out of the European Convention of Human Rights. Labour cowardly abstained. From the Hillsborough families to the victims of John Worboys — the ECHR protects ordinary people from torture, discrimination and abuse of power. Reform want to rip it up.