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girl not the kia asylum

Europeans spent 100s of years indirectly teaching sharks to eat human meat from all the bodies they kept throwing overboard. The deficit in our educational systems was designed to serve colonial interests and prevent us from truly knowing how we were wronged

Good knives

Massage a knee 🤷🏾‍♂️

Couldn’t decide between two ice cream flavours so I got both

Brian Chesky is hotter every time I see him

What on earth

I don't think people understand the gravity of the situation as the UN is preparing for possible nuclear weapon use in Iran. This is a picture of Tehran. For you uneducated, untraveled, never-served, warhawks licking your chops at the thought of bombing it. It's not some low population desert. There are families, children, family pets. Regular working class people with dreams. You're sick to want war. Tehran is a city of nearly 10,000,000 people. Imagine nuking Washington, Berlin, Paris, London, or beyond, bombed with nuclear weapons. I gave up my diplomatic career to leak this information. I suspended my duties so as not to be part of or a witness to this crime against humanity, in an attempt to prevent a nuclear winter before it is too late. Yesterday, nearly ten million people protested “No Kings” in the United States. The possibility of the use of nuclear weapons must be taken very seriously. It's dangerous. Act now. Spread this message worldwide. Take the streets. Protest for our humanity and future. Only the people can stop it. History will remember us.

Me the first three hours into payday

The elephant has developed a sense of belonging in the room

Im watching Rich Kids of Beverly Hills and Dorothy just tipped $10k

it’s all corrupt girl

I know this is meant to be funny but I’m supposed to hang with 2 friends on Thursday at a place that has garden in the name. My full name, Jesuseyitan

It’s the glasgow willy Wonka experience all over again

Terrified of tomorrow

HBO All Stars season of White Lotus. Willa and Connor Roy. The Gemstones. Harper Stern and Yasmin Kara-Hanani. Renata Klein. Selina Meyer and Amy Brookheimer. Tim Robinson from the Chair Company

Thats oomf! Beautiful classy lady

Tatler just said Capricorn is Dr Santos… where do I apply to sue?

😭😭😭😭 guys theres no ways man