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Me: This is your third C-section in 4 years. We really need to discuss a long-term birth control method for your safety. Patient: Oh, I don't need all those chemicals, Doctor. My husband and I use a "natural" method. Me: The rhythm method? Withdrawal? Patient: No. After we finish, I just stand up and shake my body very hard for 5 minutes. Then I drink salt water. The pregnancy cannot stay. Me: But you are here today for another delivery. Patient: Yes, but that’s because that night I was too tired to shake well. Me: 👇

Going to see Kobe and shaq live for like $57

Gave 100k to a guy to teach me how to scam and now l have never seen him again coz my fake money notes got him arrested

Wanna bury my dick so fucking deep inside her that I nut right on her heart ♥️

Counting or not counting gang violence

ngl being the cucker is lowkey scary cuz like damn this nigga really expecting me to fuck the shit outta his wife and she expecting to get the shit fucked outta her

“We are getting brunch with my parents today. Please dress nice” The outfit:

TIME TO TAKE DOWN THESE HAWKS

GAME DAY!! GAME ONE LETS GOOOOOOOO KNICKS!!!!!!

Covering your hair for ‘modesty’ with a highlight lacefront lmaoooo most retarded religion on earth

Lol, whoever is running Iran’s embassy accounts has single-handedly won the war without firing a single weapon.

Two Americas

THIS GIF LMFAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lmao Trump at 6:00PM: “I made Iran open the Strait of Hormuz. NATO countries are calling me begging to help coordinate.” Spain at 6:10PM: “That’s a lie. He never called us. He is still living in delusion.” Ten minutes. They couldn’t even let him finish the speech. 😭😂

They're calling it the most "we've just gotten sued for overcharging" letter of all time

@jackunheard regular wp behavior

NEW: A woman in South Carolina tries to bite two men who were simply fishing at a pond. She claims there were no fishing signs, then tries to steal their fishing rods. When the men pulled their own property back, she lunged and attempted to bite them. Pure unhinged behavior over nothing. Let the dudes fish.

@Acyn idk how wp watch the news and don’t figure out all their problems are created by wp

Ingraham: Mejia wants universal childcare and healthcare. She wants a national minimum wage of $25. She wants to impeach Justice Thomas and Justice Alito.

@omoelerinjare1 be careful with the whites they’ll always play victim have proof ready

A woman was filmed boldly reaching into a tip jar at a service counter, taking the money without hesitation while others were present. The incident, captured on video and shared widely, shows her casually pocketing the tips as if she had every right to them. Staff later confirmed they had footage of the theft and were left stunned by her lack of shame.

These fb market people have no loyalty didn’t i say i was gon pick it up Sunday the fuck