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Me: *finally gets my life together* The global economy:

@_ppoundcakee 👵🏼yes simpleton

I was raining in Portugal, so I took this instead 🙂

@HB210131 Go outside then.

@_ppoundcakee Rather see rain

110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life: "i never once used Microsoft Teams"

@Banned_Wagon86 @_Maxamillon_ @andrewilliamsus @itsviperdemex You’ve mistakenly assumed they want your respect.

@_ppoundcakee @_Maxamillon_ @andrewilliamsus @itsviperdemex Why would someone respect someone who doesn't respect themselves?

OnlyFans has literally changed the lives of millions of people. Single moms paying rent. Artists funding their dreams. Entrepreneurs building real businesses from nothing. To shut it down on a whim would be one of the most selfish acts in modern business history. Some people's entire livelihoods. their families' futures. live on that platform. This isn't a joke. This isn't content. This is people's lives. 🖤

@Banned_Wagon86 @_Maxamillon_ @andrewilliamsus @itsviperdemex You’re right. No woman has lost any self respect. They’ve lost the imaginary respect that you usually pretend to give them.

@_Maxamillon_ @andrewilliamsus @itsviperdemex Yea no kids are bullied at school and shown pictures of mom on OF.. no families have been split up. No women have lost self respect and inherent value in exchange for money.

Where's the bloody Easter bleach???? BOYCOTT THE LOT!!!

Leader of *insert country name*

It costs money to get things added on your food but they don't subtract when you take things off.

@tiptop_og @DrivebyThe @suespeaksup That’s quite typical for mood stabilisers mate. Get well soon 🫶🏻

@_ppoundcakee @DrivebyThe @suespeaksup Every night, gotta get my daily dose

Cadbury eggs stacking up on shelves… reduced everywhere… and still no one’s buying. People can taste the difference. Cheaper ingredients, palm oil, higher prices it’s not the same chocolate anymore. Consumers aren’t stupid. They’ve just stopped buying it!!

@caltract @suespeaksup Imagine paying to use this app and proudly talking absolute shit. Gesture eggs? Not a thing in my country bro. Try again

@suespeaksup People aren’t buying them because they stopped calling them Easter eggs and a store that sold them in the UK labeled them as ‘gesture eggs’.

@FollowMeHereOnX @suespeaksup “But reality also” Then why did you need to use AI to illustrate reality?

@suespeaksup AI ..... But reality also.

@tiptop_og @DrivebyThe @suespeaksup She administer your meds, dippy?

@DrivebyThe @suespeaksup Your mom knows who

"Your generation is very technologically advanced" Me trying to delete a blank page in word document:

@InwardsRichard @bencsmoke Tell me what profit means.

@bencsmoke Not sure it is £30bn in just the UK, but ii id £30bn in pre-tax profits .. the current additional corporation tax and windfall levy means the government get 78% of that. £6.6bn to energy companies .. £23.4bn to government.

novel idea but why don’t the energy providers (who made estimated £30 billion in profit in 2024) take the hit on increase costs instead of consumers who have already been squeezed dry?

@MB_Class_MB @ElaineJame74875 @dan_N_smith @SheffCouncil @tomhunt100 😂💃🏼

@_ppoundcakee @ElaineJame74875 @dan_N_smith @SheffCouncil @tomhunt100 That was going to be my response 😁

You’re a bunch of useless, robbing c**nts. @SheffCouncil @tomhunt100

@ElaineJame74875 @MB_Class_MB @dan_N_smith @SheffCouncil @tomhunt100 He lives in Stoke. The council pay citizens to stay because it’s a dump.

@MB_Class_MB @dan_N_smith @SheffCouncil @tomhunt100 ??? Why don’t you have to pay anything

Today is National Pound Cake Day.