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@ManicMike27 Jeff Mathis played 19 seasons and wasn't a great hitter. Having a catcher who can defend is much more important than having one who can produce on offense. IDK what Joe Mack's WAR is but his WAAR (wins above Agustin Ramirez) is at least 2.0.

*seeing Joe mack's ABs lately* Agustin Ramirez

@FishOnFirst Coach?? Faucher (terrorist) Bender (wiffleball sweeper) John King (👑 British) IDK Michael Petersen (goat)

How well do you REALLY know the 2026 Marlins? Name everybody in this photo:

@kevin_barral His takes are getting better

Three-run top of the eighth for the Marlins Owen Caissie with an RBI single off a lefty makes it 8-2 #Marlins

@CodifyBaseball This is like Luis Arraez but better because you almost never hit into a double play and always move runners with your outs. If there's a runner on base you basically always make a productive out, unless you strike out bunting.

How valuable is an MLB hitter who only bunts (never fully swings) but consistently hits .350 doing it? Assume he has the elite speed necessary to pull this off (so he can steal bases) but that all hits are singles. Is he a good offensive player or an offensive liability?

@JayCollinsFL Where's your oldest?

Florida is the best place in America to raise a family, build a business, and enjoy the freedoms that make this country special. This weekend, families across our state are spending time together, out on the water, around the grill, and enjoying the outdoors that make Florida home. Never take that freedom for granted.

Lincoln put a bullet in the founding fathers' vision for the United States. He transferred the basis of union from compact to conquest and reduced the USA from a federation of sovereign states to an empire with various administrative provinces.

@JayCollinsFL It's sad how many of our veterans are brainwashed into believing their service was for the good of Americans. The military today is used to enrich corporate interests and politicians. Americans kill and die to stuff Senator's pocketbooks.

Florida is home to one of the largest veteran communities in America. Today, we honor the fallen heroes who never made it home and the military families who continue carrying their legacy forward. Their courage shaped this nation. Their sacrifice will never be forgotten.

@Fat_Electrician My monthly power bill is going up 30% in 2027 and another 12% in 2029 because the data centers here are charged like regular customers so the massive infrastructure upgrades that are needed to provide them power are subsidized by residential consumers.

@NolteNC More expensive than the meal deal at McDonald's

Dear Gen Z: Cooked my own supper tonight. Two brats ($3.00) boiled in a can of beer ($1.00) and seared on the grill. Two ears of corn on the cob (66 cents). Two diced potatoes, fried and seasoned (80 cents). Bowl of vanilla yogurt (60 cents). Glass of milk (30 cents). Total: $6.36 You idiots spent more at Starbucks this morning.

Here's the correct list.

Tell younger generations their entire lives that they need to go to college to get a good job, go into tech to make money, learn to code. Remove trade classes from high school curriculum to help facilitate this. Rug pull them by hiring only foreigners for those jobs or offshoring them completely “Hey man nobody forced you to go to college you should have gone into the trades”

@ChrisCoop_ Yeah y'all stay in New York stop moving here and we'll let you win baseball games

You know Mets & Yanks fans, I think we just have to tip our hats to these Florida baseball teams. The amount of pure unadulterated hatred they play in their hearts to own our favorite teams across sports is just so admirable, you gotta just tip your cap.

@MarlinsGBU @moewagnerf2l Ugly, this lineup, especially batting Otto 6th

Game 54 Final score: 4-0 Marlins 🧹🧹🧹 Good: Edwards 2-3, 2B,R, 2 BB. Hernandez 2-2, walk-off grand slam. Sanoja 2-3, 2B. Hicks, 3 BB, R. Bullpen game limits Mets to 5 H, 0 ER. Marlins sweep the Mets. Bad: Norby removed with injury. Ugly: Caissie 0-3, 3 K. Stowers 0-4, K.

@9mmsmg But where else would we put our giant casinos

There is no reason we should still have Indian reservations. It's been long enough. It's not like the reservation is doing them any good. They're riddled with alcohol abuse, domestic abuse and extreme poverty. It's not helping them, it's hurting them. They sit in the reservation and breed resentment, acting like they are stuck there. It needs to be one or the other at the very least. You can have the reservation or have America, you don't get both. The era of victimhood is over. Go join society or stay on the res, but pick one. The reality is, most are just angry that men with white faces conquered them instead of another warring tribe. They're angry they were conquered by men named John instead of Chief Buffalo Drinkrain. End the res.

@kenzietuff lol I grew up in South Florida and many people here say y'all. Doesn't really count as the South tho

Visceral disgust reaction to anyone outside of the South or Midwest using y’all.

@Xedwardsfan9 Every at bat that Stowers had was an at bat I wanted Otto. Otto was absolutely wasted this game.

Stowers has been awful this year but McHitler never moves him down but if Otto goes 1-4 he gets bumped down

@c0c0l0c016 @moewagnerf2l The lineup did suck and it was especially noticable that Stowers was batting ahead of Lopez every at bat Stowers had was where I wanted Lopez batting, so I hope he learns from that.

Notes from game 54/162 -pitching masterclass. nails. -stowers 6 LOB not good. -clayton did fantastic today. If we are going to hate we are going to praise. He did get away with that lineup though -swept the mets!

@9mmsmg This is @MattWalshBlog to a T

Female behavior is largely performative, but being performative is not unique to one gender. Men are performative too, mainly directly related to masculinity. Cigars, whiskey and beards are what you see most often. Something that's overlooked is huge. Steak, eggs and sliced avocado on a cutting board. It's always the same meal and combination. I know it's performative because it sucks in practice. Plates are better because they aren't flat. The juices don't spill everywhere. Eating a steak and having the juices and egg yolks pouring out is awful. I tried before. Looks cool, but it's performative masculinity. In practice, it's actually annoying.

Boomers believe that price increases are caused by wage increases, not printing out $39 trillion in Social Security and Medicare welfare debt.

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant men under 50 are owed reparations of a magnitude the world has never seen.