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@_tholmes_

don’t care + didn’t ask

Michigan, USA Beigetreten Eylül 2018

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T@_tholmes_·26 Eki

it’s beautiful 🥹 i’m so happy

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T@_tholmes_·1d

@TheGoblinnn anything to make the general public more stupid

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Goblin@TheGoblinnn·1d

What are we even doing anymore man

anthony./@Tocohs

What am I in for? This shit ket?

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T@_tholmes_·2d

you’re smoking some bullshit garbage ass weed if you’re doing stuff like this

SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀@SaycheeseDGTL

Big Boogie shows off his blunt

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Darryl, Socrates Friend@HoodCertified·2d

Your refusal to post the steak shows me he was right

GFP@glutenfreeperc

Sent my dad a picture of the steak that I attempted to cook. 16 minute lecture

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sean (🟦himeya.art)@Haurmeya·3d

I’m like three tax brackets too poor for this joke

฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ@BattleByrd

"Yeah I'd like to book a tee time for tomorrow at 8:30." Groundskeeper as soon as you get off the phone...

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Thickianaa 🍑💦😮‍💨@Slimebarbie38·3d

Whoever made Billy & Mandy had to be high af. How tf the Grim Reaper Jamaican

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T@_tholmes_·3d

at the same time tho, if you’ve got fuck you money like that and can just troll, its kinda hilarious😭 like just hopping on the tables to rage bait lmfaooo

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this why i say i couldn’t be a dealer bro this is exactly how i would react 😭😭😭

Dollartree@Dollartree_1

Nothing better than a dealer telling you are retarded for doing retarded shit. "Are you dumb.. what the fuck is wrong with you? Double on 19.... 28"

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T@_tholmes_·3d

😂😂😂

R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts

🚨#BREAKING: The FAA has announced that they will investigate an incident after two pilots were heard meowing and woofing on an emergency aviation frequency.

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T@_tholmes_·3d

dawg i just read about some type of sickness and they said it last 4-8 weeks? WEEKS?!?! if i was ever sick for 8 weeks id fuckin off myself wtf😂😂😂 being regular sick for 2 weeks is torture, fuckin 8 weeks?!?! nah... just take me out the game at that point.

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FACELESS@WANGHAF·4d

Clavicular just got brutally drugmogged at the club while fentmaxxing and had to be gigarushed to the ICU (intensive chad unit)

FearBuck@FearedBuck

The moment Clavicular overdosed on stream

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GB 🪄@Gbdaniel001·3d

When you arrive at a lying competition but the competitor lied about the venue

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vandul@_vandul·4d

Imagine visibly overdosing and your friend tries to give you an adderall

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DJ Dabs@SippinActavis·4d

Clavicular got fentmogged?

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T@_tholmes_·4d

#Ben10Challenge

Nima Zeighami@NimaZeighami

Just watched a robot kill itself

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Nima Zeighami@NimaZeighami·5d

Just watched a robot kill itself

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blue@bluewmist·5d

new concept: reverse retirement i do what i want until i'm 60 and then get a shitty desk job for the rest of my life

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Justin@Justin_Neagle·5d

I drank a Slurp. WHAT? I drank another slurp. WHAT? 3 Slurps. OH NO. 4 Slurps. WHAT? 5 Slurps. WHAT? 6 Slurps. WHAT? 7 Slurps. WHAT? 8 Slurps. WHAT? 9 Slurps. WHAT? And a Chug Chug. WHATTTT?

Fortnite@Fortnite

AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE… 4.16.26.

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