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Went on a first date at a moody, candlelit cocktail bar. He’s telling me all about his crypto portfolio, and I patiently listen. But the second I try to chime in with a funny story about my week, he puts his hand up. Literally palms me like a traffic cop.
He smiles condescendingly and says, “Hold on, let the man finish. Honestly, I’m a traditional guy. I prefer submissive women who know how to listen and only talk when it’s truly needed. It’s more feminine.”
The air in the room shifted. I didn't blink. I took a slow, deliberate sip of my drink, leaned in close so he had to lean in too, and said:
“Oh, honey. If you want a woman who only speaks when you pull a string, go buy a Barbie. Because a man with your level of charisma needs a therapist, not a hostage. Enjoy your monologue, I’m out.”
I didn't even wait for the bill. Left him sitting there with his hand still in the air.
He actually had the audacity to message me later saying I was “intimidating,” but honestly? I’m not intimidating, he was just easily frightened.
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